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Containment Random Chris Updates

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.

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If you really had to who would you sex?

  1. CwC

    3.2%
  2. Barb

    3.6%
  3. Sonichu

    11.4%
  4. Bob's corpse

    6.1%
  5. Megan Schroeder

    62.1%
  6. The Red ride-on lawnmower

    16.4%
  7. Cole Smithey

    5.5%
  8. Sorbet the dead cat

    5.9%
  9. Snyder the Jew

    10.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. At least he got the term right this time (instead of using 'Parkay')
     
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  2. That sounds like the most metal video game ever.
     
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  3. While reading this, I did not find myself thinking, "Man, I sure wish Chris would repeat some more Wolfenstein shit about Nazis that he doesn't understand. That would be way more fucking interesting than Chris being manic."
     
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  4. Love the cute emojis interspersed among the descriptions of children and pregnant women getting crushed by jagged steel doors. Is Chris getting better?
     
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  5. Even in his dreams he can't tell he stinks.

    Because you can't spell honor student without R.etard!

    Love this junk! Please, Marvin, explain this away..........*Chris is not manic* *Chris is not delusional* *Truly Chris is a female soul, who doesn't dream about debauchery, violence, and killing babies."
     
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  6. *Imagines babies and children getting brutally blown up by bazookas and hand grenades* Wow, how heart wrenching everyone get inspired! LOVE is LOVE among which level up with EXP!
     
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  7. Do you honestly think those are Chris's own words? He's very clearly just regurgitating something that someone else told/paid him to say.
     
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  8. So how many cats does Chris have?

    One died and the other ran away.

    So he's only got the one from 2004
     
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  9. It's not like Chris has not boasted about fucked up dreams, grades, and or "Love is Love" crap without being paid in the past.
     
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  10. Chris loves to talk about his autistic dreams unprompted. There's been a lot of paid/coerced content lately but this seems 100% Chris.
     
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  11. Thanks for agreeing and not enabling.
     
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  12. Maybe he was just stumbling through his house and mistook it for a dream.
     
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  14. I can applaud Chris for being so transparent about his begging, he doesn't even make it out to be a semi-worthy cause, it's just "I want to go do this thing so gimme money for it."
     
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  15. And some people are going to pay it, too
     
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  16. Of course, they are. It's their money and they can do with it as they please.

    It's only annoying because CWC will never learn about saving up for outings like this if people continue to enable him. So he misses out on an event he wants to got to - so what? He wouldn't be the only one. It wouldn't be the end of the world if he couldn't go.
     
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  17. It's his ego talking. Things like those idiots going to his house and taking him out on a date make him believe that people will pay just to be around him. Of course his ultimate goal is still to get china.
     
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  18. Does one really need a business e-mail for begging and waiting for a tugboat to come in?
     

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  19. Yes. Chris gets about 10+ troll emails a day and his inbox is literally tens of thousands of spam emails. I've been helping with both. I own cwcville.us and will be setting up a blog for him at some point.

    Chris has given me license to manage this account and filter his mail. Expect a best-of.
     
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  20. Wtf is he babbling on about here???
     
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