Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Chrus Chundlur]

"If you have a deadline ask it to be moved"

Chris acknowledging that he probably wasn't the first one to hook up a C64 monitor to a Genesis is a small glimmer of awareness. Normally he'd just assume nobody had the geinus necessary to do it and consider himself the next Nikola Tesla for it.

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I have bad news, y'all...During one of my psychic-link travels through the Neptunia horseshit universe, I got wind of how Scarlet actually came to life again on that world and assumed rule of the Nation of Comma again only for the hidden subterranean kingdom of Spectrummia erupting from the ground on the same coordinates.

Then their CPU Godess Cliverina kicked Scarlet in the ass and she fell into a sewer where she unceremoniously choked on a turd.

This happened for real :_(

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris doesn't really understand the concepts of trivia or riddles, it seems.

Life as it seems is one big riddle.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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That skirt's in rough shape.

 

[AnAccount]

How chris can always look so homeless while spending most of his time inside a house will always amaze me.

 

[Dendygar]

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That skirt's in rough shape.

Beat me to it by a couple minutes
With how torn up his outfit is, it looks like he was attacked by wild raccoons. I'm still surprised that shirt hasn't disintegrated into slime by now.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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That skirt's in rough shape.

Every single thing in that picture is in rough shape...

 

[Dangus Bang Boon]

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That skirt's in rough shape.

Seriously, Chris looks special af in this pic.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Finally, something meme-worthy.

 

[Xanax]

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That skirt's in rough shape.

It looks like Chris is going for both the salute and the anime girl cliche "peace sign" at the same time.

Also that shirt is coming apart at the seams. Chris, just locate another red and blue striped rugby shirt to wear... you could even just put out a request on Twitter for someone to find you that exact shirt brand new, and at least one person would work tirelessly at it and have a link in your inbox within the hour.

 

[dacwcman68]

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That skirt's in rough shape.

Chris looks like he just got through fighting the battle of the buldge

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Snuckening]

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That skirt's in rough shape.

What happened to Chris's plan to sell that shirt? He changed his mind because of the guy who blueballed him with that $25k? The 25k number was clearly batshit crazy, but some genius would probably legitimately pay a few grand for it.

 

[Xanax]

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Yeah because where the fuck is Chris supposed to find a large Ralph Lauren long-sleeved polo shirt now?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Every single thing in that picture is in rough shape...

I somehow hadn't noticed the massive tear in the shirt sleeve until you said that. Goddamn, even with his crippling autism he should be able to tell that he looks like shit. I know The Classic is a key part of his identity and all, but he should just hang it on the wall or something instead of wearing it out in public. I don't even get why he's so attached to the torn skirt as well.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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[Mariposa Electrique]

I somehow hadn't noticed the massive tear in the shirt sleeve until you said that. Goddamn, even with his crippling autism he should be able to tell that he looks like shit. I know The Classic is a key part of his identity and all, but he should just hang it on the wall or something instead of wearing it out in public. I don't even get why he's so attached to the torn skirt as well.

To be honest, Chris doesn't change his clothing that often.

 

[Trilby]

It's a shame Chris never got into building computers or something. There are times when he displays genuine interest in technology.

I was surprised he wasn't using the front AV jacks of that monitor for his Dreamcast.

I think he just has it because it looks nice. Decorating with gems is a huge step up from decorating with Pokemon McDonalds toys or whatever.

And I assumed the one on top of the disc door was because he broke it at some point and needed to keep it shut while playing a game.

Imagine an alternate timeline where Chris takes after Bob and follows his inclination for tech. Bob fostering Chris's natural talent and interest with technology, passing on what he learned from his time as an engineer with Chris listening eagerly, eventually leading Chris down the obvious STEM career path.

Fast forward 20 years. Bob is in the garage workshop he shares with his son, tinkering with some fixer-upper car parts and listening to jazz on the docked iPod that Chris set up for him. Chris bursts in excitedly to reveal that he's been promoted again.

Now that is a fitting timline right there.

I bet Chris thinks this is the best commodore 64 game ever made.

I wouldn't doubt that! Also copied floppies to boot (Bob certainly didn't spring for originals if he could help it)!

 

[Porker LeVance]

Nobody should ever wear that rugby shirt in that sort of condition. Chris needs to trash that shirt. I’m grossed out by that armpit hole.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

I know it could just be a trick of the lighting but the skirt really looks like it's got an enormous uneven stain down half of it.

 

[MahFibro!]

Chris looks like he just got through fighting the battle of the buldge

And lost, horrendously. No survivors.

Yeah because where the fuck is Chris supposed to find a large Ralph Lauren long-sleeved polo shirt now?

But it needs to be that exact blue and red striped shirt; anything else would be sub-par by comparison.