Containment Random Chris Updates -

If you really had to who would you sex?


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DeathHeat

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A user responding to one of CWC's tweets has shared this screencap:
View attachment 497785
https://twitter.com/herpyderpydeer/status/1019099226494685184
http://archive.fo/dGSka

Here is an archive of the original Tumblr post:
http://afraiddave.tumblr.com/post/163085504757/deepest-darkest-secret-time-when-i-was-9-i-was
http://archive.fo/BF5z7

If this is true then Pikasonic may very well predate Sonichu. There are 0 mentions of Pikasonic on KF so I thought it worthy to post even if its complete bullshit.
Oh, what Chris would say...

If he bothered to read and reply
 

Marvin

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It might as well be for a fat, autistic troon who has only had sex with a human hooker twice but now claims to be sexually attracted to a hairy-chested pink troon cartoon hedgehog creature.
When someone has experienced the real thing, like Chris has, definitely not.

And actually, now that you mention it, Chris doesn't really bring up sex with his newfound hedgehog lovers very often. I can't think of him doing it at all, actually. Only mention of sex I can remember (aside from whatever Idea Guy got him to do, like the prostitution stuff and that video) is that Chris is now referring to himself as "bisexual".
 
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TrippinKahlua

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He doesn't need to mention it. He has Cryzel and Magi-Chan taped onto his ceiling.

And besides, it's no ones business about the sex lives of life partners.
 
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CoolGuyHitler

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A user responding to one of CWC's tweets has shared this screencap:
View attachment 497785
https://twitter.com/herpyderpydeer/status/1019099226494685184
http://archive.fo/dGSka

Here is an archive of the original Tumblr post:
http://afraiddave.tumblr.com/post/163085504757/deepest-darkest-secret-time-when-i-was-9-i-was
http://archive.fo/BF5z7

If this is true then Pikasonic may very well predate Sonichu. There are 0 mentions of Pikasonic on KF so I thought it worthy to post even if its complete bullshit.
There's sonichu, pikasonic, and this bootleg pikachu/sonic game created in 2000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjwCWf7N440
 

Marvin

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Although to be fair to Chris, I think he just likes the idea of someone caring for him and watching him as he sleeps.
I don't think he taped that drawing up to the ceiling so he could "shoot for the stars".
No, I know he had them taped to the ceiling. But I wanted TK to elaborate on why he thought that was sexual.
 
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