Containment Random Chris Updates -

If you really had to who would you sex?

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Bikes have killed this whole family
It's safe to say Chris is likely "saving" sex with his hedgehogs for when they can appear before him in the physical world. If I remember correctly, @Marvin said he's pretty certain they'll manifest. For now, it's chaste maybe.

Unless there's a bunch of porn he's drawn we don't know about, which is fine. Maybe he's just actually learned a lesson about drawing porn and posting it online.
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was she a great big healthy at any size person?
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The American Hedgehog

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Prussian Blue

The nicest color
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CNN "Journalist"

Mason Verger

was she a great big healthy at any size person?
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Chris did 3 commisions says the artist
Chris really went out and asked for the highest commission 24$
24 x 3 = 72$
Welp. That money could have gone to the car.
Don't forget: $10 extra for an additional character, $10 extra for a complex background. Assuming all three commissions have that(of course they do) it's $132.

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