Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Silver Octopus]

Chris is going to post a long video where he probably paints some shoes in his favourite blue and yellow colour scheme.

idk if it's worthy of a thread or not.

Looks like Chris has added more drawings of his waifus to the ceiling, this time he...
WAIT!

dafuq is that....

 

[BeanBidan]

Barb is dying in another room, Chris is slowly taking over the house.

Why does this remind me of Akira when Tetsuo starts becoming a giant blob and engulfing the arena.

 

[Sergeant At Arms]

dafuq is that....

Masturbating and squirtin'

Looks like his ceiling is starting to be devoted to rule 34 of his waifus.

 

[jc17]

Oh lord, it's an hour long...
In short, it's a tutorial on how to ruin your new pair of shoes with spray paint in indoors while further jepordizing the health and safety of any animals in the area.

Barb suggested donating the former worn down and hideously spray painted shoes Chris is replacing to goodwill.
"No!"
Chris says he may have use for them... But let's be real, he probably plans to sign them and stick them on ebay.

 

[Snuckening]

The problem is when someone actually pushes him into including stuff he wouldn't do himself, this used to happen way back in the Classic Chris era "Show Clyde that you don't take shit from anyone! Do it for our love, Chris!", culminating in the Simonla incident.

Are you saying that da trolls convinced Chris to back out of killing Simonla? Am I an idiot for thinking he was genuinely attached to the character and couldn't bear killing her?

 

[Done]

Are you saying that da trolls convinced Chris to back out of killing Simonla? Am I an idiot for thinking he was genuinely attached to the character and couldn't bear killing her?

The trolls tricked him into including her, then blackmailed him to kill her.

Chris later retconned it. Little did we know that this would form a trend.

 

[Lipitor]

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Anyone got an idea what those on the bottom right are? Some kind of medicine containers?

Whatever they are, he was smart enough to put duct tape over the labels it appears.

Maybe Chris is reusing the pill bottles? Looks like there's something written on the side of one.

Also, someone on Twitter pointed out that his PS4 controller is on, even though he's just watching TV. lol, he's had that habit forever, even with other consoles.


I don't think she'd have her pills next to Chris's stuff. And Chris has the health issues to justify having a bunch of pill bottles.

It's probably cuz he's storing bud in them.

 

[Holiday Special]

Is Chris going to change his name again to end in Sonichu?

 

[Gunslinger]

Chris's journey to get to the post office is reflected in Night Star's bio.

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Uhh Equestria already has a mail pony, in fact it's one Chris has defended before--Derpy Hooves. I believe they officially changed the name to Muffins because of legal issues (they didn't want any law suits because having a reetard pony is apparently offensive, even if your fan base is made up of autists) and Chris wrote a post on Facebook about how he liked the name Derpy and it shouldn't be changed. The only reason I remember it was because I read up on the whole debacle.

But yeah, Chris should know this being a fan of the show so I wonder if he forgot or just decided Muffins doesn't deliver between dimentions. Hopefully there isn't a fictional pony out of a job because he wanted a reason for Nightstar, his already over burdened OC, to travel to the post office with him

Spoiler

 

[DC 740]

Oh lord, it's an hour long...
In short, it's a tutorial on how to ruin your new pair of shoes with spray paint in indoors while further jepordizing the health and safety of any animals in the area.

Barb suggested donating the former worn down and hideously spray painted shoes Chris is replacing to goodwill.
"No!"
Chris says he may have use for them... But let's be real, he probably plans to sign them and stick them on ebay.

I haven't kept up but aren't they renting this place or did they buy it somehow? Regardless why would you put paint on the floor? Why am I asking it's Chris.

 

[Mr. 0]

I haven't kept up but aren't they renting this place or did they buy it somehow? Regardless why would you put paint on the floor? Why am I asking it's Chris.

This is 14 Branchland Ct

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Is Ingrid Nilson the new Tara Strong?

It follows this tweet from last week:

Ingrid Nilson is a voice actress for MLP.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Is Ingrid Nilson the new Tara Strong?

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It follows this tweet from last week:

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Ingrid Nilson is a voice actress for MLP.

We'll know for sure when she blocks him.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, Chris's current Twitter bio:

http://archive.md/v5aVW
His banner is art he commissioned from Feather Shine.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No longer any need to announce you're bisexual after you have "Mrs." in front of your name. You're supposed to hyphenate your last name, Chris. Seriously, this, I don't believe is actually Chris. There have been too many people suggesting this to make it an original, autistic thought.

 

[dacwcman68]

lol, Chris's current Twitter bio:

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http://archive.md/v5aVW
His banner is art he commissioned from Feather Shine.

I hope he writes out all of that every time he has to sign an official document at the DMV or something.

 

[Snuckening]

Can someone plz explain this "blue heart" thing? thx

Also, why is he writing the word "comma" in his bio? Some new CPU-related :autism:, or just standard, general-purpose :autism:?

 

[niggers]

this interaction is kind of a microcosm on how chris arrived at this point, and sad view into loneliness.

anyone above the age of 10 would probably think, "i should probably not spraypaint inside a closed area, or at least put down some newspaper". chris doesn't realize this because he's got a toddler brain, but surely barb would say "hey dont fuck up the carpet" right?

nope, she's like 40% corpse, why give a fuck about inhaling paint or stained floors. this how we get chris wearing 8 different pieces of headgear made for little girls. if literally just one adult was around in chris' life that gave a shit, someone would say "don't go to church in your unicorn cosplay". i guarantee chris brings up his alternate-universe-cpu-goddess crap with barb, and she just kinda blankly stares and waits for the reaper. if someone was there to say "chris, you're not married to a fictional creature" and actually keep an eye on him, we wouldn't have page after page of unintelligible drivel about mind-links. it's not even a new thing, barb waited literally months before cluing him in that "cardboard signs will probably not get you a date". i think chris was at his happiest/highest functioning in high school because there were non-barb adults in his life legally obligated to care if he dressed/acted like his inner mongo dictates.

it really does feel like somebody abandoned a grotesque 270lb child to be raised by the internet.

 

[BeanBidan]

Can someone plz explain this "blue heart" thing? thx

Also, why is he writing the word "comma" in his bio? Some new CPU-related :autism:, or just standard, general-purpose :autism:?

Blue heart is his CPU HDD form name
Neptune- Purple heart
Noire- Black heart
Blanc- White heart
Vert- Green heart

Edit: little extra explanation since you probably don't follow it. They're the embodiment of the major console brands and their nations named to parody consoles (Lastation, Lowee, Greenbox, Planeptune, Tari) Their HDD forms are powered by Share energy. Basically a consumer base.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Also, why is he writing the word "comma" in his bio? Some new CPU-related :autism:, or just standard, general-purpose :autism:?

Comma is his new imaginary land, based on the Commodore 64. In his words: https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Hyperdimension_Neptunia&redirect=no#Scarlet