Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Mariposa Electrique]

What do you think Barb's breast milk tastes like?

@yawningsneasel 's breath
We really need a Jizlamic rating for a lot of you sickos :p

 

[Grandma Yolo]

What do you think Barb's breast milk tastes like?

Acidic painter's caulk, drunk straight from a fifty-year-old whoopie cushion.

 

[IV 445]

what the fuck chris

 

[shecameforcwc]

Chris likes a Lizzy the Lezzy photo about being gay.

 

[Lysistrata]

Chris has been having quite a few disturbing Freudian slips on Facebook recently, hasn't he?

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Lizzy the Lezzy is indoctrinating Chris with the worst possible information available.

I'm convinced Lizzy the Lizzy is master troll now. Clyde cash confirmed

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

Given how shriveled up Barb's tits must be at this point, the only way Chris is getting some is by milking them like they're some goddamn udder.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

Lizzy the Lezzy is indoctrinating Chris with the worst possible information available.

your icon really fits what you just said. the thousand yard stare of seeing what he is looking at

Given how shriveled up Barb's tits must be at this point, the only way Chris is getting some is by milking them like they're some goddamn udder.

thank you for that image

 

[El Rodrigo]

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I have ran out of things to say about Chris and his interests a long time ago

As if Chris will see a tit in real life again.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

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I have ran out of things to say about Chris and his interests a long time ago

Chris and Crystal everyone

 

[Innocuous Banter]

I am seriously fucking edging here

 

[Caz]

I seriously hope that his mother still has some sanity left, so that when Chris will ask her to breastfeed him, she will smack him and tell him to fuck off.

 

[Scarecrow]

I seriously hope that his mother still has some sanity left, so that when Chris will ask her to breastfeed him, she will smack him and tell him to fuck off.

Sadly, I think she's probably too frail to be able to stop the manchild from claiming his feed.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is really way too much into clickbait, I can imagine a troll trying to toll Chris by using autistic LGBT clickbait. I can just imagine Chris announcing through facebook that those female pheromones that smell very similar to vaginal secretions are turning him into a woman and attracting lots of hot, hot lesbians. In reality, they would just make more people slightly aggressive toward him leading to lulzy results.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I seriously hope that his mother still has some sanity left, so that when Chris will ask her to breastfeed him, she will smack him and tell him to fuck off.

not "GET OFF BEFORE I GO OFF"?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm convinced Lizzy the Lizzy is master troll now. Clyde cash confirmed

"IT'S ME, CHRIS-CHAN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!"

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[Crass_and_Champ]

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Can someone make this the Picture of the Now?

 

[jawsome]

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Spoiler: :(

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Chris is really way too much into clickbait, I can imagine a troll trying to toll Chris by using autistic LGBT clickbait. I can just imagine Chris announcing through facebook that those female pheromones that smell very similar to vaginal secretions are turning him into a woman and attracting lots of hot, hot lesbians. In reality, they would just make more people slightly aggressive toward him leading to lulzy results.

"Wow! This brave autistic transwoman re-imagined Sonic and Pikachu as one single character, and it's just amazing. Click below for the True and Honest artwork"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Things are finally coming full circle for Ruckersville's favorite Manbaby.
Now Chris can combine his gross fascination with weird fetishes and his propensity to waste his time on useless crap.
I love a good crossover that is completely futile at doing anything to improve Chris' life.