Containment Random Chris Updates -

catpin

Being nice only will last for a while
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food has been running out in the chandler household.
they have been starting to eat toys since chris wont buy food now.
Chris believes eating puzzle pieces may be able to get the required puzzle pieces to get stronger with his psychic link.
Barb's dementia will be totally gone after 2 weeks of puzzle pieces.
Chris becomes god emperor of all dimensions and forces everyone to destroy all puzzles for there can be only one.
 

Emet-Selch

Oh dear. Have I touched a nerve?
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Also never knew you could store fat in your forehead.
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You're missing out.
 

sperginity

why the fuck does a dolphin need a wheelchair?????
True & Honest Fan
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Never noticed how the tiara is just digging into his forehead fat.
Also never knew you could store fat in your forehead.
If Chris were emaciated, it would probably still be too tight. this tiara was designed for females (probably tweens), and females of all ages have appreciably smaller skulls than males.
 

Silver Octopus

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Chris wants even more Funko Pops:

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I like how he had to specify that he rented the films because he knows that people will say to him "how could you afford the movies if you have no money for food?"


This happens quite often; where someone will make a contest "retweet and follow this for a chance to win!" and of course Chris will comply - hoping to get the same results as the Sonic Sweepstakes.

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I bet if Chris did win that tablet, he would probably try it once, realise it's not easy to use, and go back to drawing with pen and paper
 

James Howlett

I'm the best at what I do.
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Chris wants even more Funko Pops:

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I like how he had to specify that he rented the films because he knows that people will say to him "how could you afford the movies if you have no money for food?"


This happens quite often; where someone will make a contest "retweet and follow this for a chance to win!" and of course Chris will comply - hoping to get the same results as the Sonic Sweepstakes.

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I bet if Chris did win that tablet, he would probably try it once, realise it's not easy to use, and go back to drawing with pen and paper
I'm sure it was a typo, but "Rocker Racoon" made me chuckle. I started thinking about Chris's newest OCs, Rocker Rodent, Treeple, and Star King.

Edit: do no steal.
 

Xanax

Viva la constipacion!
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I bet if Chris did win that tablet, he would probably try it once, realise it's not easy to use, and go back to drawing with pen and paper

Those tablets are actually really easy to use. Even a sped like Chris could get the hang of it, it's basically plug and play. However if you'll recall, Chris believes that his hand-drawn art is simply better than digital art. Or at least he did back in the day, I don't know if he still does.
 

Gooby

Good Boye
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Those tablets are actually really easy to use. Even a sped like Chris could get the hang of it, it's basically plug and play. However if you'll recall, Chris believes that his hand-drawn art is simply better than digital art. Or at least he did back in the day, I don't know if he still does.
I don't know, that always sounded like an excuse to backpedal out of giving an actual explanation to me. He needed reasons to call Asperchu (and other "fanart") bad, and couldn't actually critique the visuals because he just doesn't know how to do that (and his was worse if he DID try), so he fell back on the obvious differences and defaulted to "my way is better". Nothing stops him from retweeting tons and tons of digital art now, and he is fine with commissioning digital art instead of requiring the commissions come from artists that actually draw stuff and then scan it in the way he does it.
 
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