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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
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Can’t wait for his head to explode when he finds out the Marvelverses rarely cross. Hence here we all are in boring old Earth-1218 where Stan Lee is the victim of financial elder abuse, the irony being Tony Stark wasn’t really there to save him.
Hundreds of books and graphic novels about regular old CWC? How? There isn't enough interesting material in Chris' life to write one novel, let alone several. So unless Overpowered OC #69: The One From DC Who Writes Stuff is literally writing books like "Chapter 12: Earth Chris shits himself again, then makes another god-like version of himself to feed his power fantasies", I just fail to see what could be put into a novel. And most of every book would be various combinations of Chris soiling himself, playing video games, watching cartoons, and making more power trip OCs.
Loving the fact that he uses Earth-1218 for the DC Realities.Chris has a new OC
This is probably the most egotistical version of Chris, not only are they OP Mary Sue - but they have also dedicated their life to writing "hundreds" of novels about Chris-Chan.
Too much work to ship.
Fap into bag and seal. Fold it over on itself and stuff into envelope (possibly even crumpled), affix stamp, toss in mail.
You think the all mighty CWC wants to spend time taping boxes needlessly! What are you, a muggle?
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At this point "OC" just stands for Other Chris . . .
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Which is why this whole therapy thing is yet another exercise in futility. Maybe things will change somewhat once Barb's out of the picture. But Chris will still fight tooth and nail to uphold his belief that he's the normal one, collecting pony shit and dressing like a woman the better part of two decades his junior, and the problem is with the rest of the world who won't be his friend/give him a cushy job 'cause they don't like autists/transexuals/whatever.
Maybe it is written by the script writer to days of our lives. That fucker could stretch a visit to a boring party where nothing happens over several weeks worth of episodes
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And there are also many other things which Chris-chan did, the which, if they should be written every one, I suppose that even the world itself could not contain the books that should be written. Amen.
Next, Chris makes an Earth-1488 where he's dictator.
I think Chris got this idea of graphic novels from BryanFrog boy and Rosechus Story and those many other parody comics
I see Chris Chan found a Character Creation Mode. This will last about as long as the OC he made when he bought that Sonic OC game a while back.
Funny how he chose "Metropolis, Delaware" as his home, attempting to equate his OC with Superman in terms of overpowered, Godlike superpowers. The only large city in Delaware is Wilmington, and it's plagued with crime, gun violence, massive income disparity and poverty. Chris's shitty OC superhero is doing a real poor job.
Funny how he chose "Metropolis, Delaware" as his home, attempting to equate his OC with Superman in terms of overpowered, Godlike superpowers. The only large city in Delaware is Wilmington, and it's plagued with crime, gun violence, massive income disparity and poverty. Chris's shitty OC superhero is doing a real poor job.
Remember he smushed all the other IP's outside of Equestria into one dimention like a giant, autistic ball of playdoh.
He probably doesn't know the difference between D.C. And Marvel
His sister dimension could someday beg for a Superman and Spider Man crossover and he would be shit out of luck
A Superman Spider-Man crossover already happened years ago, but aside from that yeah. Chris’s concept of different realities are really sloppy.
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That's still 247$ a month for a job he isn't doing, so it's still a win.
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A new Captain of his Tugboat is only a matter of time.
At this point I would not put it past him at all to try and sell his old sex dolls, if he still has them. He'd charge something asinine for it too. 1K at the very least but I wouldn't be surprised to see him put it up higher at first. Probably will open up the listing at 10K, claiming that if you have sex with it you'll be having sex with his counterpart in the other dimension or some shit like that. The worst part of it is that I'm not entirely sure he's ever cleaned them properly. Maybe he has but we'll never really know. I feel bad for the poor bastard who would inevitably buy it. Actually no I don't, because I'm sure it would arrive hastily shoved into a box and would probably be all grimey from all the sweat from him slobbering all over it, not to mention all the dried fluids that are probably still in--and I made myself vomit a little there. Wish I could rate myself horrifying. . .
Anyway point is that he/she/[insert pronoun of choice] here would have the displeasure of having to unbox that biohazard and they'd deserve it for giving money to Chris, which is something nobody should do.
I see a bit of improvement on the faces that Chris draw. Maybe it's just me though.
I must be in the Twilight Zone.
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