Containment Random Chris Updates -

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris still believes in Santa.

https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christmas&redirect=no#Santa_Clause

This guy gets free money by the hundreds from random strangers who think they are "helping" him. I don't even blame him for believing in Santa.

 

[Hrothgar]

Chris still believes in Santa.

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https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christmas&redirect=no#Santa_Clause

Of course Santa Clause is real. It's a movie. More than one, I think. I've never watched. Santa Claus is another matter entirely.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is going to ruin Christmas by dressing up as a young, sexy Mrs. Clause to sing "Santa Baby", then fart on his synthetic Christmas tree.

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

Keeping an 'open mind' has lead to Chris losing money, friends, God, his most beloved physical possessions and even his anal elasticity. It is singularly the worst and most ironic advice he could possibly give.

 

[Jack Awful]

Unironically Chris's best work

It's obviously traced.
Then again, most of the stuff he draws is.

 

[DeathHeat]

Chris still believes in Santa.

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https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Christmas&redirect=no#Santa_Clause

The gift that keeps on giving...

Or in Chris's case, doesn't. Depending on what you're referencing

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Ok, if Chris believes in Santa Claus again because of the sister dimension, what does this mean for the Tooth Fairy? In a few months, will Chris be bashing and/or removing his own teeth out expecting the Tooth Fairy to give him $1000 or something?

You know, this is becoming to the point where Chris is fucking lucky he doesn't live in a state like California. If him and I were both a resident of that State, I'd do a 5150 on him. He'd be forced to discuss this shit with a psych for a few hours by state law. This is getting too crazy and bizarre and the Moon Goons need to interfere right now.

Chris thinks he could fly, if he still believes in flying reindeers, then we got trouble.

Back to the Santa thing... I'm kinda curious. Does this mean there are two Santa Claus's in the dimension? The first Christmas special the Smurfs did had a major plot point with the children thinking Papa Smurf himself, was Santa Claus. It was rather cute to be honest, seeing these kids never shaking off that Papa Smurf was Santa.

 

[White bubblegum]

Chris still believes in Santa.

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He believed in Santa, and then he didn't, and now he does again.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Santa Claus still owes Chris one girlfriend.
what an asshole

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He keeps his Christmas tree up all year, of course he still believes in Santa. He also has autistics give him money for his garbage, so who’s really the fool in this situation?

 

[Jaiman]

If Santa is real then why has he continued to fail at bringing Chris a sweetheart from the ground up? I thought that was what finally convinced Chris (in his mid-20s) that Santa was just pretend? As if Chris couldn't get any more childish and pathetic, now he confirms that he still believes in Santa Claus.

He believed in Santa, and then he didn't, and now he does again.

On the bright side, Chris knows how to let go of a grudge now

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Yes Virgin with rage in Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

 

[Jack Awful]

On the bright side, Chris knows how to let go of a grudge now

But only grudges with fictional holiday figures that give him free stuff.

 

[AnOminous]

He also has autistics give him money for his garbage, so who’s really the fool in this situation?

At least previous trolls retards knew enough to just steal his garbage.

 

[Lipitor]

He believed in Santa, and then he didn't, and now he does again.

Chris is the exact opposite of an evidence based approach. If 9 out 10 opinions disagree with his, he cites the one that agrees with what he wants to believe. He's not even just biased... he's delusional and thinks the fact that children agree with him santa is real, proves he's real.

 

[Jaiman]

But only grudges with fictional holiday figures that give him free stuff.

I should've stated in my former post, but the reason I unironically believe this is because Chris made up with Adam Stackhouse at MAGfest, and it seems she initiated it on her own in front of a large audience.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I should've stated in my former post, but the reason I unironically believe this is because Chris made up with Adam Stackhouse at MAGfest, and it seems she initiated it on her own in front of a large audience.

He probably still thinks that he was in the right and that he deserved to win that Parappa contest, but magnanimously forgave him.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I should've stated in my former post, but the reason I unironically believe this is because Chris made up with Adam Stackhouse at MAGfest, and it seems she initiated it on her own in front of a large audience.

The Norwood Reaper hit Stackhouse hard

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The Norwood Reaper hit Stackhouse hard

It suits him.

 

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