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Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.
Chris would look better with a beard. Just saying.
A little fur draped over the ol' goldfish bowl that protrudes from under his mouth might do him good. Sadly, Pristine Christine would never do that, being SUCH an incredible distillation of feminity that he has three, count 'em, THREE X chromosomes.
He buys porn. What do you think?
if chris had a beard, you know it would look like shit, because he'd never take care of it. We'd get pictures/videos of him with random crumbs stuck in it, maybe a birds nest.
Just like Peter Griffin.
Thank you, Ted. That was the joke.
Probably close to Russell Greer. If Chris starts suing furry MLP enthusiasts for their attention then they'll be two peas in a pod.
He'd probably make his beard his whole identity like so many idiots who grow beards do
Well, he did try keeping his little shitstache later in his high school and college, possibly to be seen as more unique.
Not exactly a great whole identity if you only have part of a stub.
He was barely able to grow a goatee. Any attempt to grow an actual beard, even before started taking pills, would have resulted in little more than the sort of patchy nonsense you see on 13 year olds.
Too bad the vid quality is so awful back then
Christine, the Bearded Lady ....
Here's a slightly better view, with bonus Creepy Stare.
You can see his one blue eye and one green eye clear as day in this picture.
Why is it that Chris's beard looks like he took some hair and glued it to his chin?
He's obviously a shape-shifting reptilian
That looked more disturbing than it should for some reason...was it the eyes or his expression? I have no idea.
To me it's those goddamn glasses. Why does he wear glasses men wear in their 70s? Why does he have that band on that back so he doesn't lose them? Could he not tolerate contact lenses? He doesn't wear his glasses as much now, is he just blind without them?
Take away those child molester specs and put something on a 20-something year old would wear and it gets slightly better.
Chris just followed a Planet Dolan account
The Doopie saga never ended...
And not just any Dolan...
It's the head cheese, the guy who was there before the sellout...
And now Chris is going to stalk him.
Lord knows why.