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Containment Random Chris Updates

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Clown Doll, Jan 29, 2016.

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If you really had to who would you sex?

  1. CwC

    2.8%
  2. Barb

    3.2%
  3. Sonichu

    11.6%
  4. Bob's corpse

    6.6%
  5. Megan Schroeder

    63.3%
  6. The Red ride-on lawnmower

    15.7%
  7. Cole Smithey

    5.0%
  8. Sorbet the dead cat

    5.5%
  9. Snyder the Jew

    10.3%
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  1. It looks like a scrotum, and his facial expression makes it look like he has a pair of chin nuts too.
     
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    WorldsSmartestManRonOTool

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  2. Chris can't even get an erect duck right now. His T is too low. What's with this sudden conversation about him growing out a beard?
     
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    TrippinKahlua

    TrippinKahlua Seductively secretly sexy
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  3. If he could grow a beard, he could probably get a job as a bearded lady at a sideshow.
     
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    bigshot

    bigshot Some call me ween. I call me BIGSHOT!

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    johnny5150

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  4. Will be funny seeing him get mad when they inevitably go under again in a year or two
     
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  5. Even funnier when he gets banned within a week of it opening
     
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    Mr. 0

    Mr. 0 god im not good at computer how did this get here
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  6. or when he gets banned from the brand new store within the first few weeks. "Yay, Tru Kids, Inc...hey Wait a Minute, Nobody shop There because they are Transphobic and Banned Me from the Store for a Misunderstanding".
     
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    WorldsSmartestManRonOTool

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  7. He can still grow one. HRT will never get rid of his beard. Havent you seen the permastubble in some of his photos? That's more than a lot of soibois have.
     
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    Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique In 2021, Chris will leave 14 BC.
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  8. Norville Rogers has let himself go.
     
    BigTubboWithLittleChina

    BigTubboWithLittleChina Aqua Teenatic Jerkop

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  9. W
    Michael Synder should apply for the manager's position, he's got lots of experience.
     
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  10. If that happen, Chris will start another fb petition demanding toys r us to stay open.
     
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    johnny5150

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  11. The real question should be, has Chris figured out how shave with shaving cream?
     
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    johnny5150

    johnny5150 F.T.F.O.M.F.

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  12. He doesn't need shaving cream, all that grease on his face is sufficient for the job. As show in this video
     
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    Real G

    Real G Say hello to the bad guy.

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  13. Added bonus: Megan starts daily work there just to witness another one of Chris' tard rages (better bring her guns just for protection!)
     
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  14. Technically just getting your bearded area moist can do the trick. I always wet these areas with water before shaving.
     
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    Pickelhaube

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  15. Was gonna make a thread about a plebbitor who was going to have a Q&A sesh with Chris but this happened

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  16. Ah, the trolls battling each other to have Chris all to themselves, just like the old days...
     
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  17. Are they playing king of the hill using Chris?
     
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    Tikbalang

    Tikbalang Wear your shirt inwards out

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  18. Chris is a walking, talking (barely) freakshow as is. He doesn't need a beard.

    I never understood how his nasty, greasy skin never clogged up his razors to the point of needing to swap cartridges several times per shave.

    King of the Shill?
     
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    The Dude Just a Dude, dude...
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  19. "My (single) ally"...doesn't he have like hundreds in make-believe-land? Isn't the closest one, Magichan, an all-powerful telepath?

    It's like he's saying "No, for real, bullshit aside, somebody real told me, Im not talking about my stupid cartoons".
     
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    Chrus Chundlur

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