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When you're a Goliath Barbarian in rage, rolled a 12 on Stone's Endurance and have a 20 Constitution.

Blade Pact Warlocks be like:

 

[Commander X]

 

[farts_meller]

Here I thought people straight up just didn't iron anymore.

Friend is a sheriff's deputy. Not sure about anybody ironing clothes anymore. But, people still use irons on each other and kids. I have no scientific data, this is purely anecdotal, based on friend's work "you can't believe what this sick fook did" stories for the past 23 years. Irons seem to be used about as often as boiling water. Interesting factoid: If a parent holds a child's hands in water hot enough to cause burns, the resulting burned hands and wrists are called "immersion cuffs". Glad I chose to work with electrons and machines, not people.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

 

[farts_meller]

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Is watermelon kryptonite to birds?

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

 

[kadoink]

 

[TexOffender]

 

[Remove Goat]

 

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[farts_meller]

CHERNÖBYL WÖLF would be an excellent name for a band. Umlauts in honor of Lemmy.

 

[Diabolical diabetic]

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[Wraith]

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That second quote, I don't think that's accurate. Money you can spend someplace else. If you're such a dog of a woman you have to do this, is sex with you valuable or a horrifying experience? Oh autism...

 

[Baldur's Gait]

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I fucking love these random covers of Superman just casually being a dick to his friends. What kills me about this one is the smile and the 1950s sitcom dad pose while his friends are dying of thirst.

 

[Wendy_Carter]

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A year ago I replayed Far Cry 2, and it's so much better than I remember it. I honestly love all the realistic stuff in that game, like having to use an actual map as an item, weapons jamming and the main protagonist doing first aid with pincers, matches and whatnot when he's low on health.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

 

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[Yolandi]

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@Piss

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

 

[AnOminous]

I fucking love these random covers of Superman just casually being a dick to his friends. What kills me about this one is the smile and the 1950s sitcom dad pose while his friends are dying of thirst.

There's a whole site of these called superdickery and they were ridiculously common, the comic cover version of clickbait. Usually the scene didn't even actually happen in the comic itself.