Random Thoughts and Questions - The New Home for All Your Gout Jokes

[Xerxes IX]

I suggested one, now I'm making one because the DSP thread definitely needs to have discussion split up since it's so long.

Anyway Phil is fat and has gout and Leanna cucked him.

 

[Hui]

He is just a shitty vydia game player :runs:

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

Phil dindu nuffin, he a good boi. Support him on Paymetons and Twitch :kappa

 

[Rare Drop]

Just a dollar (from each patron and immediate family member) a day!

 

[Near]

Phil is le based Ex Dee
based god of /v/

 

[Xerxes IX]

Random question: you think Phil will ever make any friends again?

If you look at how he talked about John and Howard and how they apparently hurt him so much it looks like his excuse for not having any friends would be because everyone is a backstabbing asshole. As opposed to it being because of his attitude and refusal to be around anyone who doesn't pat his ass and give him money.

 

[jaydedjen110]

Random question: you think Phil will ever make any friends again?

If you look at how he talked about John and Howard and how they apparently hurt him so much it looks like his excuse for not having any friends would be because everyone is a backstabbing asshole. As opposed to it being because of his attitude and refusal to be around anyone who doesn't pat his ass and give him money.

At this rate I doubt even his parents want to help him, to be honest. I truly think he's burnt every bridge he had.

 

[Near]

Random question: you think Phil will ever make any friends again?

If you look at how he talked about John and Howard and how they apparently hurt him so much it looks like his excuse for not having any friends would be because everyone is a backstabbing asshole. As opposed to it being because of his attitude and refusal to be around anyone who doesn't pat his ass and give him money.

Not until he's forced off looking for a real job he isn't.
He's a professional neet atm, and if losing that gravy train isn't gonna drive him to have a mental breakdown when that reality hits him like a truck, he might have a shot at reviving his social life.

 

[Cvitanich]

Wouldn't it be something if he has his parents so convinced he's actually successful to the point they decide to leave their inheritance to the adopted cousin or whatever? Or they leave it all to charity?

 

[Xerxes IX]

Wouldn't it be something if he has his parents so convinced he's actually successful to the point they decide to leave their inheritance to the adopted cousin or whatever? Or they leave it all to charity?

It'd be hilarious if they only left him however much that Wolverine figure cost, since that's clearly what he most wanted from them.

 

[Thespy]

Am I the only who hopes Phil goes back to Connecticut? It would be very interesting to see how things pan out when he's back in his old condo.

 

[DawnDusk]

When will one of you finally take the bullet and start the DSPWiki?

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

When will one of you finally take the bullet and start the DSPWiki?

GoutWiki.

 

[El Porko Fako]

I'm just curious, what do you think is going to be the next big pitfall in Phil's life? We had the Machinima thing and the break-up this year alone. What's going to be the next catastrophe in his life?

If you say he has to close down the channel and get a real job, then you seriously aren't thinking hard enough and wildly underestimate Phil's luck.

 

[Chaosbandit]

I'm just curious, what do you think is going to be the next big pitfall in Phil's life? We had the Machinima thing and the break-up this year alone. What's going to be the next catastrophe in his life?.

I'd like it to be his hairline to continue receding if for no other reason than to seem him try and deny it.




It counts because of his ego...

 

[DiabeticShitheadPhil]

I think it'd be funny to send Phil a glitterbomb. I love ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com's little promo image for the glitterbomb:

"What the fuck dood! Cmahnnn! Now I gotta clean all this fucking glitter up! I don't have time to do that, I'm too busy with work!"

 

[Sid]

I have a question about bsv what his day time job ?

 

[DiabeticShitheadPhil]

I have a question about bsv what his day time job ?

Red light district, a window dancer I think.

That, or professional pedophile.

 

[Adamska]

I'm just curious, what do you think is going to be the next big pitfall in Phil's life? We had the Machinima thing and the break-up this year alone. What's going to be the next catastrophe in his life?

If you say he has to close down the channel and get a real job, then you seriously aren't thinking hard enough and wildly underestimate Phil's luck.

He gets into trouble with his HOA again and gets reminded to wash the shingles of his roof or something minor. He then turns it into a month long cry fest about how his "kahndo" is under threat by "unseen forces". This causes the 5-6 retarded sex perverts to paypig it up in the vain effort to get off, and then Phil cries and rages silently into the void due to the money not filling in the empty joke that is his life, flinging cheap gin at his Nintendo Switch while screaming about John Rambo and his old Co-ops in bitter recrimination.

Cue next cryathon to get a new Switch.

 

[Xenomorph]

I have a question about bsv what his day time job ?

Welfare.