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Discussion in 'Phil Burnell & The Empire of Dirt' started by Xerxes IX, Oct 30, 2017.

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  1. He has or had a job working with abuse victims. And something with children. May have been the same job.
     
    SoapQueen1

    SoapQueen1 Owner of the White Grape

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  2. A pedophile working with children. Who's bright idea was that.
     
    DiabeticShitheadPhil

    DiabeticShitheadPhil Merry fucking Christmas you little shits

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  3. If Phil keeps bitching and whining about his hair, why doesn't he go back to a crew cut? He doesn't have to maintain it, he can do it for free at home, and it couldn't look worse than it does right now.

    Also why does he feel the urge to constantly use those dumb little gifs in his tweets? It's very cringy seeing a grown man posting kittens and other random shit.
     
    Dirt McGirt

    Dirt McGirt The Bastard that's Holly and Jolly

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  4. What is the "he'll shit his pants and do nothing" response for a DSP question?
     
    A Witty Name

    A Witty Name A Witty Title

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  5. Replace "shit his pants" with "snort" and it's on point
     
    BeanieGuy

    BeanieGuy BARB IS DISPLEASED

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  6. He has a giant bald spot that he's afraid detractors will make fun of him for. Hiding the bald spot is one of the reasons he has the hairstyle he has now (besides wanting to look like a greasy Italian stereotype)
     
    Xerxes IX

    Xerxes IX Even kebab cats will be removed

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  7. Why is so much of his fanbase European, especially the turbo autistic ones? IT really seems disproportional so.
     
    Pop-Tart

    Pop-Tart No™

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  8. Maybe cause of his shedule? Who the fuck can watch him stream at noon? Children in nursery, people working there. I think.
     
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