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The climax of Chris's life

  • House Burning Down

    Votes: 140 8.1%
  • Bob Passing Away

    Votes: 135 7.9%
  • Becoming a Tomgirl

    Votes: 123 7.2%
  • Expulsion from PVCC

    Votes: 60 3.5%
  • Winning the Sega Sweepstake

    Votes: 705 41.0%
  • Taint Infection

    Votes: 99 5.8%
  • Other

    Votes: 53 3.1%
  • Multiple things

    Votes: 64 3.7%
  • Never had any hope

    Votes: 166 9.7%
  • The Jews

    Votes: 174 10.1%

  • Total voters
    1,718

May Prince

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This is rather out of the blue, but I honestly speculate that Bob and Barbara's black-and-white, oversimplified understanding of psychopathology must have been the foremost reason why they completely denied the need for the special education for Chris.

From the fact that Chris was already publicly known as "with High-Functioning Autism" in his Sega Sweepstakes news in 1994, I guess that there must have been an official meeting between Borb and the local doctor where the doctor finally mentioned Chris's diagnosis for the first time - I actually speculate that, when he finally faced the situation where he needs to explain the diagnosis of high-functioning autism in the way that the old couple is able to understand with ease, the doctor explained it as 1) Chris does have autism 2) and yet his IQ is normal.

There is what I think things got completely wrong since, as far as I may speculate, Bob and Barbara amplified the "his IQ is normal" part out of proportion, even while the doctor's original intention must have been focused on the "he still has autism" part instead. As soon as that unfortunate amplification happened in Borb's heads, Chris was deemed "neurotypical for no doubt" to the old couple. This can certainly happen if I were correct with the assumption that Bob and Barbara had extremely binary and oversimplified understanding of psychopathology, which often makes these people view this subject in the binary of "neurotypicals vs TARDS" - Historically, before it reached the late 19th century, even a lot of government-managed asylums could not make a clear distinction between schizophrenics and the mentally rэtarded.

Assuming that Bob and Barbara lived most of their lives in unfortunate environments where such incorrect binary has not been updated yet, and if I were correct with this assumption, it should be deemed kinda inevitable from the beginning that Chris would be denied of all the resources prepared for him out there by his own bloody parents.
 
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Xochi

But in the stone age...!
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Whatever happened to that kitten Chris picked up out of the backyard? Haven’t heard about it in ages.

I’d check the cwcki, but...

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Chris picked up not one feral kitten, but an entire litter. And then when everyone yelled at him to stop being a spastic and put them back outside, he insisted that they were his kittens the whole time simply because they wandered into his front yard at some point.

I could have sworn that one of them died soon after Chris "adopted" them and he made a post about it, but I might be misremembering that.

TL;DR: those cats are deader than the CWCki
 

Second_Missing_Primarch

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Chris picked up not one feral kitten, but an entire litter. And then when everyone yelled at him to stop being a spastic and put them back outside, he insisted that they were his kittens the whole time simply because they wandered into his front yard at some point.

I could have sworn that one of them died soon after Chris "adopted" them and he made a post about it, but I might be misremembering that.
One of them died and the Captain convinced him to give one of the others to a better home. He kept the last one, but we haven't heard anything about it in some time. He's been too busy yammering about the merge to talk about anything else, it seems.
 

Bardle-B Jones

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Chris picked up not one feral kitten, but an entire litter. And then when everyone yelled at him to stop being a spastic and put them back outside, he insisted that they were his kittens the whole time simply because they wandered into his front yard at some point.

I could have sworn that one of them died soon after Chris "adopted" them and he made a post about it, but I might be misremembering that.

TL;DR: those cats are deader than the CWCki
I was referring to the kitten that stayed, but yeah... haven't heard a thing about it. It either become one with the horde by merging into it and Chris was just so lost in looney land that he didn't even notice, or the cat's doing fine enough and avoids interacting with Chris enough to not warrant mention.

My heart goes out to that kitteh.
 

Glassshardballpit

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I was referring to the kitten that stayed, but yeah... haven't heard a thing about it. It either become one with the horde by merging into it and Chris was just so lost in looney land that he didn't even notice, or the cat's doing fine enough and avoids interacting with Chris enough to not warrant mention.

My heart goes out to that kitteh.
Slyvia was her name.
I think she appeared last in the video Chris got a Switch if I'm not mistaken.

From those idiot siblings or something.


Anyway, I think it's pretty obvious the reason why Chris hasn't talked about his home life that much is because it's too depressing.
 

skiddlez

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I think Christine would enjoy my penis. My penis is very feminine, and everyone who has sucked it has remarked on its delicate feminine beauty. But it's long. Dear god my penis is so long. I'll be poking the deep reaches of Christine's shitbox for days. After all the pain of anal sex and Christine realizing how bad she fucked up, she will want to be a man again. She will want to put her autistic wonderful satanic delicious dick in some damn pussy. And we'll roll around in a sports car and fuck the hos together. I will bring back Chris-chan. No more Christine.

I will make Chris great again.

If you negrate me I WILL FUCKING BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT, I WILL SHIT IN YOUR FACE, I WILL KILL YOU, I WILL FUCK CHRISTINES ASSHOLE, I WILL FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE AFTER FUCKING CHRISTINES ASSHOLE, DONT FUCK WITH ME
 

May Prince

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I actually noticed just today that, when Chris wrote the second "apology letter" to Mary Lee Walsh and demand that she asks PVCC to lift its ban on Chris, he strangely mentioned the crumbling financial status of his family more than once, and even mentioned in the conclusion part of the letter that he wishes to do some "activities" inside the PVCC campus.

Does it actually mean, looking at those several contexts, that Chris was trying to sell his Sonichu merchandises in the PVCC campus as soon as the school allows him to make an entrance to the campus?
 

TrippinKahlua

From RC Enthusiast to T-Shirt Brand.
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Someone should go to the doorstep of 14BLC with an Ouija board, do a seance and make the house haunted by spirits.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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I think that him being angry is what makes him entertaining. Although not the anger itself but how he express it.
And in the upcoming bronycon, some of us wanted to prevent him from attending, just for an angry Chris footage.
Being angry because of the minor alterations of the fictional chracter got us a picture of his mugshot.
Edit: When he's so pissed at someone and his anger can no longet be expressed with words, he just show his childish hand gesture, which should be an equivalent to finger flipping
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch

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I actually noticed just today that, when Chris wrote the second "apology letter" to Mary Lee Walsh and demand that she asks PVCC to lift its ban on Chris, he strangely mentioned the crumbling financial status of his family more than once, and even mentioned in the conclusion part of the letter that he wishes to do some "activities" inside the PVCC campus.

Does it actually mean, looking at those several contexts, that Chris was trying to sell his Sonichu merchandises in the PVCC campus as soon as the school allows him to make an entrance to the campus?
Nah, that would have required him to put in some kind of effort. Pretty sure he was just fishing for pity by whining about their poor financial state.
 

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