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The climax of Chris's life

  • House Burning Down

    Votes: 156 8.1%
  • Bob Passing Away

    Votes: 153 8.0%
  • Becoming a Tomgirl

    Votes: 134 7.0%
  • Expulsion from PVCC

    Votes: 61 3.2%
  • Winning the Sega Sweepstake

    Votes: 798 41.5%
  • Taint Infection

    Votes: 110 5.7%
  • Other

    Votes: 57 3.0%
  • Multiple things

    Votes: 78 4.1%
  • Never had any hope

    Votes: 183 9.5%
  • The Jews

    Votes: 195 10.1%

  • Total voters
    1,924

TrippinKahlua

From RC Enthusiast to T-Shirt Brand.
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Someone should go to the doorstep of 14BLC with an Ouija board, do a seance and make the house haunted by spirits.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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I think that him being angry is what makes him entertaining. Although not the anger itself but how he express it.
And in the upcoming bronycon, some of us wanted to prevent him from attending, just for an angry Chris footage.
Being angry because of the minor alterations of the fictional chracter got us a picture of his mugshot.
Edit: When he's so pissed at someone and his anger can no longet be expressed with words, he just show his childish hand gesture, which should be an equivalent to finger flipping
 
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Second Missing Primarch

Guilliman/el'Jonson 2020: Vote or Die, Heretics
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I actually noticed just today that, when Chris wrote the second "apology letter" to Mary Lee Walsh and demand that she asks PVCC to lift its ban on Chris, he strangely mentioned the crumbling financial status of his family more than once, and even mentioned in the conclusion part of the letter that he wishes to do some "activities" inside the PVCC campus.

Does it actually mean, looking at those several contexts, that Chris was trying to sell his Sonichu merchandises in the PVCC campus as soon as the school allows him to make an entrance to the campus?
Nah, that would have required him to put in some kind of effort. Pretty sure he was just fishing for pity by whining about their poor financial state.
 

Xochi

Glow-in-the-dark nigger
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Will Chris ever find a woman desperate enough to fuck him? BronyCon seems to be the perfect place given it's full of fat, desperate women.
No woman is that desperate. When the options for sexual release are climbing on top of Chris or jerking off, 100% of women will choose jerking off. It's quicker, less smelly, and you don't have to listen to Chris talk about the dimensional merge for hours afterwards.
 

Trilby

Sorry, but not sorry!
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Yop Yop

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Can anyone explain who Jacob Sockness is? I keep seeing his name here and I've been gone for a while.
 
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Last night I had a dream that I read a thread on Kiwi Farms that Chris Chan committed suicide. I then made a comment similar to my comment about Etika, saying that Chris is in hell for committing suicide. My comment caused a bunch of users to get angry in my dream.
 
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TrippinKahlua

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Can anyone explain who Jacob Sockness is? I keep seeing his name here and I've been gone for a while.
Some guy who rose to fame post idea guys. He is some autistic gay boy from San Francisco and seems to have the disposable income to be a pay pig. He seems to be into Chris. Like, sexually into, because like I said, he is gay.

He paid $200 for Chris's shoes and made an unboxing video.

He lives in some group home and is confirmed to be at least in his mid 20s, so unfortunately no one can call his mother to try and stop his autism.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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Some guy who rose to fame post idea guys. He is some autistic gay boy from San Francisco and seems to have the disposable income to be a pay pig. He seems to be into Chris. Like, sexually into, because like I said, he is gay.

He paid $200 for Chris's shoes and made an unboxing video.

He lives in some group home and is confirmed to be at least in his mid 20s, so unfortunately no one can call his mother to try and stop his autism.
I'm confused whether he lives in the apartment or in a group home. If he's in the group home, shouldn't the people with authority be concerned about Jacob with his habit of lighting candles?
That's a risk of getting house fire or at least frequently triggering smoke detectors (if they have one)
 

TrippinKahlua

From RC Enthusiast to T-Shirt Brand.
True & Honest Fan
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I'm confused whether he lives in the apartment or in a group home. If he's in the group home, shouldn't the people with authority be concerned about Jacob with his habit of lighting candles?
That's a risk of getting house fire or at least frequently triggering smoke detectors (if they have one)
Best I can say is this. Smoke isn't all that hard to conceal

my sister and I bloody smoked at a Hilton Hotel in May. I was really reluctant but she just sprayed perfume into a toilet paper rolled stuffed up and we smoked in the bathroom. She even said other con goers were doing it to. We even saw some on the porch of the 11th floor I stayed on.
 

Bon Bon

My name is Amanda Hugankiss, this is my story.
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No woman is that desperate. When the options for sexual release are climbing on top of Chris or jerking off, 100% of women will choose jerking off. It's quicker, less smelly, and you don't have to listen to Chris talk about the dimensional merge for hours afterwards.
who said anything about afterwards
 

May Prince

Atompunk
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"Electric-Hedgehog Pokemons"

I seriously wonder how it never occurred to Chris for the last two decades that Sonichus cannot really be "Pokemons" as they are some kind of hybrid between Pokemons and anthropomorphic mammals forced out by some weird rainbow power. Lacking self-awareness is one thing, but how can he not be even aware of the details behind his fictional creations?
 

Aldora

YouGeeElWhy
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"Electric-Hedgehog Pokemons"

I seriously wonder how it never occurred to Chris for the last two decades that Sonichus cannot really be "Pokemons" as they are some kind of hybrid between Pokemons and anthropomorphic mammals forced out by some weird rainbow power. Lacking self-awareness is one thing, but how can he not be even aware of the details behind his fictional creations?
Also the plural of Pokemon is Pokemon not Pokemons.
 

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