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The climax of Chris's life

  • House Burning Down

    Votes: 156 8.1%
  • Bob Passing Away

    Votes: 153 8.0%
  • Becoming a Tomgirl

    Votes: 134 7.0%
  • Expulsion from PVCC

    Votes: 61 3.2%
  • Winning the Sega Sweepstake

    Votes: 798 41.5%
  • Taint Infection

    Votes: 110 5.7%
  • Other

    Votes: 57 3.0%
  • Multiple things

    Votes: 78 4.1%
  • Never had any hope

    Votes: 183 9.5%
  • The Jews

    Votes: 195 10.1%

  • Total voters
    1,924

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Also, how exactly is he the OC and "father" of Sonichu and yet he claims that CWCville and other characters like Magi-chan have always existed and will continue to exist without him? Magi-chan is still a part of the "Sonichu" race and yet it somehow predates Chris? 🤔
I think Chris dropped the father title and replaced it with creator some time after he drew himself bumfucking Sonichu, possibly due to realizing the incestuous implications.
 

TrippinKahlua

From RC Enthusiast to T-Shirt Brand.
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Apparently, if the BB&T and SunTrust merger goes through, people who bank with either and use direct deposit will have 6 months to a year to update their direct deposit information. It would honestly be kind of funny if Chris forgot to do so.

Also, I'm slightly surprised that we haven't seen Chris beg for Venmo or Cash App "donations." For an autist, he's usually pretty willing to adopt newer technology, especially if it's free. Plus, Cash App has a referral program, which would make it easier to get money from idiots, since it wouldn't be their $5 Chris gets if they use his referral code.
As I keep saying, the concept of the tugboat is ironclad, but the money itself can be ruined.
 

AnOminous

Really?
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Retired Staff
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Not really. The government won't say "oh, I guess he doesn't need this anymore!" He'll still get it and get direct deposit set back up, but he'll have a month where he ends up having to go without for a week or two.
Or it could be a months-long Kafkaesque nightmare because thousands of other tards at the same time will also be in the same situation because they just threw away the notice that they needed to update that shit.
 

Col. Bustard

Always Wrong
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What does Chris actually do all day?

He talks about completing the merger constantly, but that's not--you know, real. He posts on Twitter a little bit, but not nearly enough to take up a significant amount of time. He usually doesn't keep up with his Patreon contributions, and with the level of shit he makes, I doubt that he can really argue that it takes up a good portion of his day. He doesn't seem like the type to browse forms or Reddit all day, and we'd 100% know if he was since he sucks at concealing his powerlevel. The Love Quest is over. He's banned from pretty much any place he would visit reguarly. The only thing I know for certain is the stupid fucking videos he uses to grow his tits.

So, what is his day-to-day? Games? Netflix? Jacking off?

Also, when he is "working on the merge", what does that actuall look like?
 

Super Colon Blow

Does she have big thingies?
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What does Chris actually do all day?

He talks about completing the merger constantly, but that's not--you know, real. He posts on Twitter a little bit, but not nearly enough to take up a significant amount of time. He usually doesn't keep up with his Patreon contributions, and with the level of shit he makes, I doubt that he can really argue that it takes up a good portion of his day. He doesn't seem like the type to browse forms or Reddit all day, and we'd 100% know if he was since he sucks at concealing his powerlevel. The Love Quest is over. He's banned from pretty much any place he would visit reguarly. The only thing I know for certain is the stupid fucking videos he uses to grow his tits.

So, what is his day-to-day? Games? Netflix? Jacking off?

Also, when he is "working on the merge", what does that actuall look like?
I'm gonna say he's playing pretend in his room with his rat tulpas and/or playing vidya that's intended for kids.
 

Francis Dollarhyde

And the woman, clothed in the sun.
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What does Chris actually do all day?

He talks about completing the merger constantly, but that's not--you know, real. He posts on Twitter a little bit, but not nearly enough to take up a significant amount of time. He usually doesn't keep up with his Patreon contributions, and with the level of shit he makes, I doubt that he can really argue that it takes up a good portion of his day. He doesn't seem like the type to browse forms or Reddit all day, and we'd 100% know if he was since he sucks at concealing his powerlevel. The Love Quest is over. He's banned from pretty much any place he would visit reguarly. The only thing I know for certain is the stupid fucking videos he uses to grow his tits.

So, what is his day-to-day? Games? Netflix? Jacking off?

Also, when he is "working on the merge", what does that actuall look like?
Chris has toys.
 

Marvin

Christorical Figure
True & Honest Fan
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What does Chris actually do all day?

He talks about completing the merger constantly, but that's not--you know, real. He posts on Twitter a little bit, but not nearly enough to take up a significant amount of time. He usually doesn't keep up with his Patreon contributions, and with the level of shit he makes, I doubt that he can really argue that it takes up a good portion of his day. He doesn't seem like the type to browse forms or Reddit all day, and we'd 100% know if he was since he sucks at concealing his powerlevel. The Love Quest is over. He's banned from pretty much any place he would visit reguarly. The only thing I know for certain is the stupid fucking videos he uses to grow his tits.

So, what is his day-to-day? Games? Netflix? Jacking off?

Also, when he is "working on the merge", what does that actuall look like?
I think you're making some assumptions regarding Chris revealing his power level. Chris shares things online mostly intentionally. He shares things he thinks his audience will like. What he thinks his audience will like is not necessarily the same as what they actually like. Chris does shit all day that we'll never hear about because the thought of sharing it never enters his head. Like for example, a year or two ago Chris had two friends that he hung out with. They even invited him to their house. Chris never doxed them or said anything about them because he didn't find it unusual or worth noting. Chris' daily life is a mystery to us. Any assumptions about Chris' daily life are bound to be naive.
 

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What does Chris actually do all day?

He talks about completing the merger constantly, but that's not--you know, real. He posts on Twitter a little bit, but not nearly enough to take up a significant amount of time. He usually doesn't keep up with his Patreon contributions, and with the level of shit he makes, I doubt that he can really argue that it takes up a good portion of his day. He doesn't seem like the type to browse forms or Reddit all day, and we'd 100% know if he was since he sucks at concealing his powerlevel. The Love Quest is over. He's banned from pretty much any place he would visit reguarly. The only thing I know for certain is the stupid fucking videos he uses to grow his tits.

So, what is his day-to-day? Games? Netflix? Jacking off?

Also, when he is "working on the merge", what does that actuall look like?
Vidya. if you look at his animal crossing profile(s) he has like fully payed of the mortgages on multiple houses which takes normal people years to do. i expect he sits and plays very specific games for long amounts of time because 🧩
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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Types of games Chris had played:
  • Platformer (LB planet, sonic)
  • Simulation (idk shit about animal crossing)
  • Casual (tetris, pokeman go)
  • Racing (forza, modnation)
  • Turn-based JRPG (hyperNeptunia, pokeman)
  • Nothing else
Fast-paced and violence are separated like Tetris(non-violent, fast) and pokemon(violent, turn based) and easy as shit.
I wonder how it will end if Chris plays hardcore games like Sekiro.
 

TrippinKahlua

From RC Enthusiast to T-Shirt Brand.
True & Honest Fan
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What does Chris actually do all day?

He talks about completing the merger constantly, but that's not--you know, real. He posts on Twitter a little bit, but not nearly enough to take up a significant amount of time. He usually doesn't keep up with his Patreon contributions, and with the level of shit he makes, I doubt that he can really argue that it takes up a good portion of his day. He doesn't seem like the type to browse forms or Reddit all day, and we'd 100% know if he was since he sucks at concealing his powerlevel. The Love Quest is over. He's banned from pretty much any place he would visit reguarly. The only thing I know for certain is the stupid fucking videos he uses to grow his tits.

So, what is his day-to-day? Games? Netflix? Jacking off?

Also, when he is "working on the merge", what does that actuall look like?
@Marvin I just want you to know my boss walked past as I was laughing out loud to seeing you rate this post "Disagree"
 
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I wonder how it will end if Chris plays hardcore games like Sekiro.
He'll get through maybe half a level/mission and quit. He doesn't seem to do well with anything more complicated than Pokemon. He did beat some of the God of War games, but I'm guessing it took him a lot of deaths to finish those.
 

Shabobus

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Does he still play much LittleBigPlanet? He got so absorbed in the first two games that he made a bunch of levels and videos about them. Did he ever talk about the third game when he got his PS4?
 

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