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The climax of Chris's life

  • House Burning Down

    Votes: 159 8.1%
  • Bob Passing Away

    Votes: 160 8.1%
  • Becoming a Tomgirl

    Votes: 136 6.9%
  • Expulsion from PVCC

    Votes: 61 3.1%
  • Winning the Sega Sweepstake

    Votes: 817 41.5%
  • Taint Infection

    Votes: 114 5.8%
  • Other

    Votes: 58 2.9%
  • Multiple things

    Votes: 80 4.1%
  • Never had any hope

    Votes: 188 9.5%
  • The Jews

    Votes: 198 10.1%

  • Total voters
    1,970

thegooddoctor

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I know this is such a cliche question at this point but anybody think of genuinely one talent hobby or skill in which Chris actually ‘good’ at? I mean he’s obviously quite knowledgeable about the things he enjoys like Video games, sonic, Lego and other autistic vices? He must be at least genuinely educated in these fields, that’s got to count right? I mean cmon name one thing he’s actually sort of talented/good at, anything cmon ONE THING!:'(😤🙏
 
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Misaki Nakahara

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I know this is such a cliche question at this point but anybody think of genuinely one talent hobby or skill in which Chris actually ‘good’ at? I mean he’s obviously quite knowledgeable about the things he enjoys like Video games, sonic, Lego and other autistic vices? He must be at least genuinely educated in these fields, that’s got to count right? I mean cmon name one thing he’s actually sort of talented/good at, anything cmon ONE THING!:'(😤🙏
There's simply nothing. Even the video games he's proven to be "accomplished" in are ones like Animal Crossing where you can become accomplished just by being a NEET who checks in three times a day. Chris shows none of the knowledge and understanding that one would expect from someone who's played 20,000 hours of Pokémon and has access to the Internet. He almost certainly doesn't know how to EV/IV train and selectively breed Pokémon, for example.

If Chris had any genuine aptitude for games he'd probably be a speedrunner. As it stands, he's just a clown who puts an enthusiast level of time into casual gaming.
 

Stephanie Bustcakes

Just giving out boners for free.
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There's simply nothing. Even the video games he's proven to be "accomplished" in are ones like Animal Crossing where you can become accomplished just by being a NEET who checks in three times a day. Chris shows none of the knowledge and understanding that one would expect from someone who's played 20,000 hours of Pokémon and has access to the Internet. He almost certainly doesn't know how to EV/IV train and selectively breed Pokémon, for example.
He also plays all his games at the lowest difficulty, lol.
 

Misaki Nakahara

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He also plays all his games at the lowest difficulty, lol.
Looking at the CWCki, Chris was apparently okay-ish at Guitar Hero? And he and Megan are said to have been serious players of Soul Calibur III, although his definition of "serious" and mine might differ. We saw Chris play SC against the Mary Lee Walsh custom character in that infamous bout of autism and he struggles to take her down on Easy difficulty.
 

Argh My Cigar

You like grilled cheese?
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Looking at the CWCki, Chris was apparently okay-ish at Guitar Hero? And he and Megan are said to have been serious players of Soul Calibur III, although his definition of "serious" and mine might differ.
“Serious players” can refer to people who’ve racked up ridiculous levels of playtime, not just skill level. Which is even more alarming— Chris has put stupid amounts of hours (even days) doing nothing but playing games, and somehow he’s still shit at every one, including titles he’s managed to earn 100% achievements for.
 

Misaki Nakahara

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“Serious players” can refer to people who’ve racked up ridiculous levels of playtime, not just skill level. Which is even more alarming— Chris has put stupid amounts of hours (even days) doing nothing but playing games, and somehow he’s still shit at every one, including titles he’s managed to earn 100% achievements for.
Chris was the very definition of a trophy farmer in his PS3 heyday. Looking at his game list it seems like he'd buy bargain bin crap just for the sake of collecting the trophies (and possibly still does?)

He's the equivalent of one of the guys in an MMO who have maxed out their numbers by grinding for years and now just bankstand all day showing off how big their dick is because they have nothing else left to do in the game, except even sadder because his "achievement" is overshadowed by the fact that he's Chris Motherfucking Chandler, the guy who cums in a shot glass and drinks it.
 

Spergichu

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I know this is such a cliche question at this point but anybody think of genuinely one talent hobby or skill in which Chris actually ‘good’ at? I mean he’s obviously quite knowledgeable about the things he enjoys like Video games, sonic, Lego and other autistic vices? He must be at least genuinely educated in these fields, that’s got to count right? I mean cmon name one thing he’s actually sort of talented/good at, anything cmon ONE THING!:'(😤🙏
He’s pretty good at Tetris 99, before he got Pokemon Sword I saw him playing quite often and even seen in game a few times and while he never won he was always in the last 5.
 

Misaki Nakahara

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wait, he got Sword? He asked for Shield though. Unless he already bought Sword and just wanted both versions.
Do you have to ask? It's Chris. Of course he bought both versions. He bought both versions, the strategy guide, and probably a bunch of plushies and miscellaneous bits of tat they were selling in GameStop next to the game itself. And we know he collects the TCG so he probably bought boosters from the recent Sword/Shield TCG expansion in bulk.
 

the sister fister

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I know this is such a cliche question at this point but anybody think of genuinely one talent hobby or skill in which Chris actually ‘good’ at? I mean he’s obviously quite knowledgeable about the things he enjoys like Video games, sonic, Lego and other autistic vices? He must be at least genuinely educated in these fields, that’s got to count right? I mean cmon name one thing he’s actually sort of talented/good at, anything cmon ONE THING!:'(😤🙏
Didn't he go to college for some sort of tech thing? I don't remember what it is; graphic design? coding? You would think he'd be good at shit like that
 
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thegooddoctor

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Didn't he go to college for some sort of tech thing? I don't remember what it is; graphic design? coding? You would think he'd be good at shit like that
`Haha, No he went and did a CADD (Computer Aided Drafting and design) Course at some community college, which he only did cause his father made him do it and his projects for the course were absolutely god awful shit that an 8 year old would do, with drawings and diagrams with wonky lines drawn without even a ruler and that crudely written Comic Sans font he likes so much all over. He also took 6 years to do it, even though it was 3 year course, because he spent 2 of those years being banned by}:P for being a Predator and the others for disrupting his college class with his Sonichu comics trying to sell them. So no, he didn't get anything from it and I honestly am baffled why his parents even bothered putting him through that and paying for it in the first place:'(😑🤦‍♂️
 

Argh My Cigar

You like grilled cheese?
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Didn't he go to college for some sort of tech thing? I don't remember what it is; graphic design? coding? You would think he'd be good at shit like that
He took an HTML class that he supposedly didn’t fail. Whenever he gets an F in something he freaks out, so anything he doesn’t talk about he probably did reasonably OK in.
 
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