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Mr. 0

god im not good at computer how did this get here
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When the bank foreclosures the house, how much will the auction go?

I really really want 14 Branchlane Court.
When you buy it make sure you build a cage for Chris in the yard so he has a place to live. You can pay for it by charging weens admission to see him in person (and hire security guards in pickle suits to make sure no one gets a free show)
 

Muu

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When the bank foreclosures the house, how much will the auction go?
I think the bigger question is how much will it cost to renovate. Imagine the smell and odour entrenched in the walls and hoard.

Although it would be wishful thinking to think someone who knows about Chris would buy it, they would make a few bucks from weens for their pilgrimage to 14 Branchland court.
 

RoboticRichardSimmons

Robotic Weight Saint
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I think the bigger question is how much will it cost to renovate. Imagine the smell and odour entrenched in the walls and hoard.

Although it would be wishful thinking to think someone who knows about Chris would buy it, they would make a few bucks from weens for their pilgrimage to 14 Branchland court.
If it ever ends up in the hands of someone else it will either get gutted once again and someone hits the hard reset button or it will be demolished to sell the land. That or it will get rented out to a low income family.
 

Just Dont

The Queen of Hate
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I think the bigger question is how much will it cost to renovate. Imagine the smell and odour entrenched in the walls and hoard.

Although it would be wishful thinking to think someone who knows about Chris would buy it, they would make a few bucks from weens for their pilgrimage to 14 Branchland court.
I followed Chris for over a decade now and I believe his house could become a mecha for people on the Internet to do a pilgrimage to it.

I would buy it and make it a museum of CWC.

I think, rate me autistic if you want, that Chris will be unironically studied in academic fields in the future.
 

judge claude frollo

BRING ME THE GYPSY GIRL
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I feel so, so bad for Megan. Imagine having a fat fucking psychotic troon you met a long time ago still obsessed with you., still talking about you as if you're a relevant presence in his life. And dropping your full name too, constantly, because for some reason Chris thinks it's completely fine to use people's whole names on the internet.
 

Lobotomized_Chicken

School shooter historian
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Chris thinks it's completely fine to use people's whole names on the internet.
Of course he thinks it's fine; After all these years, what has he called himself? His full fucking name. Do you really expect Chris to be fully aware that some people don't like to be treated the same way he does, and are comfortable with different things than he is?
 

Broseph

Who's that great ape right there?
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When you buy it make sure you build a cage for Chris in the yard so he has a place to live. You can pay for it by charging weens admission to see him in person (and hire security guards in pickle suits to make sure no one gets a free show)
And for an extra $10 they can walk up to the cage and feed him Big Macs and chicken nugs.
 

Mr. 0

god im not good at computer how did this get here
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Nah just incoherently walking around 14 BLC like some sort of zombie with all the drugs she's hopped up on.
Until she becomes lucid enough to scream at Chris to buy her a mobility scooter from Goodwill. And scream at him again to build a chair lift so she can get upstairs. With parts sold by Goodwill.
 

Hogar Grupal

Chris Needs Me
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After Chris' outburst in his HS graduation, I don't think Bob had the slightest idea of what would occur once he was enrolled in PVCC. Imagine Bob homeschooling Chris when he was given that one year suspension. Those 5 years towards that associates must've been hard on Bob with the Love Quest involved.
 

Pickle Inspector

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I'm kinda surprised that Chris hasn't started sperging about vtubers yet, since the whole concept of fictional anime characters streaming as if they were real would mesh perfectly well with his merge delusions.

It'd also be fun watching him have another meltdown over being blocked after trying to rub elbows with them.
I agree, they've even been a vtuber crossover with that Neptunia game he likes plus he could get someone to make him a virtual avatar so he can looks as young and good looking as he wants.
 

RoboticRichardSimmons

Robotic Weight Saint
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Hogar Grupal

Chris Needs Me
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I was reading the CWCki article on Chris' education. There's a table that links to the years of Chris' life when he was attending a school. I was reading 2005 because that was the year that Chris was finished serving his suspension from PVCC, and boy, how Chris spent that year: Car incidents, arrests for loitering, creeping on Anna, Megan and some woman named Lindsay.
 
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