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Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by champthom, Apr 3, 2013.

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The climax of Chris's life

  1. House Burning Down

    106 vote(s)
    7.5%
  2. Bob Passing Away

    119 vote(s)
    8.5%
  3. Becoming a Tomgirl

    105 vote(s)
    7.5%
  4. Expulsion from PVCC

    51 vote(s)
    3.6%
  5. Winning the Sega Sweepstake

    566 vote(s)
    40.3%
  6. Taint Infection

    74 vote(s)
    5.3%
  7. Other

    44 vote(s)
    3.1%
  8. Multiple things

    57 vote(s)
    4.1%
  9. Never had any hope

    142 vote(s)
    10.1%
  10. The Jews

    141 vote(s)
    10.0%
  1. So there's some lolcow roleplaying as chris online and can't even succeed under the most minor of scrutiny.
     
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  2. Which kind of makes me wonder, knowing this now, how he would have acted had Borb instilled the slightest amount of discipline. Which segues into my random thought - What would Chris be like if Borb had instilled in him even the tiniest amount of discipline? Or what if Bob had cut off the internet about the time he told Chris to take down the pictures off the internet indefinitely. One can only wonder.
     
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  3. is chris's idea of a feminine voice, just his voice that shoots up and hits a high pitch once each sentence.
     
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  4. He probably thinks his terrible HRT cone-titties are good enough. He can't tell the difference. He also probably can't see that his face isn't feminine. If you told him about it, I'm sure he'd jot it down on his Christmas wish list, because his wish list is bottomless. But I don't know if he'd really focus on it like he'd focus on getting a stink ditch installed.
     
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    Marvin

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  5. If I remember right, he thinks he has D-cup boobs and he's perfectly happy with them, although he was listening to those binaural beat videos to try and make them bigger at one point.
     
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    Second_Missing_Primarch

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  6. But as you'll recall they actually gave him a magical vagina developing underneath his ballsack that he tried to release. It would've worked too if it wasn't for those dang dirty trolls calling it a self-inflicted taint wound.
     
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    Brian Butterfield

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  7. Yup. He is woman.
     
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    Benjamin Spooner Briggs

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  8. He's always had interspersed spikes of higher tone in his speech. It's manifest in his writing as well, with capitalization of words he wants to emphasize. I honestly don't think he's even noticed natural tonal spikes in his speech.

    His strategy in trying to become a lesbian woman has been to shift his base pitch up and to intentionally use higher tones to emphasize certain things. I'm sure he sees both behaviors as cute. His old patterns of speech are still present, but it's pretty obvious when he's trying.
     
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  9. He should've gone with the Ivy video pitch all the time...
     
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    deeman

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  10. Yes, has anyone ever kicked Chris's ass?

    Just beat the never-fucking shit out of him?
     
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  11. Supposedly, he got hit during the incident that resulted in him having to ride the short bus when he was in school. I don't know that he was punched or anything then, though. He was also tackled by police in 2005. Chris is a pussy, so it's not surprising that no one's ever really wailed on him, at least as far as we know.
     
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  12. We have videos of Chris doing literally everything...except getting beat up. I always wondered what kind of sound he made when the jerkops tackled him.
     
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  13. Why did Papa Null not take the chance to quietly snuff out the Chris subforum while setting up the Tommy Tooter one?
     
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  14. Does this kid remind you of anyone? Ironically, this was always my favorite episode:

     
    Yolandi

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  15. My guess is because the vast majority of traffic to this site is for this subforum.
     
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    Hollywood Hulk Hogan

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  16. Yeah but 90% of that traffic is wééns
     
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  17. Who is Tommy Tooter? Probably another sped who isn't funny.
     
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    TrippinKahlua

    TrippinKahlua Seductively secretly sexy
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  18. He's Chris from 30 years into the future. He mastered time travel through the use of medical grade weed and shitty jam band music.
     
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    Mason Verger

    Mason Verger was she a great big healthy at any size person?
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  19. Wht not go to the Tommy Tooter subforum where you can read all about him
     
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  20. I believe Null mentioned before that Amberlynn brings more traffic to the board than Chris now. DSP is also a big hit from what I understand.

    That's why this sub is not at the top of the listings anymore.
     
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    neural

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