This is why thots are not allowed within 500ft of my coffin. Plus I catch most of my meals by propping up a refrigerator box with a stick and a Twilight box set placed underneath since *some of us* are way less Edward and a lot more Count Orlock! I can't just woo every big tiddy goth girl that comes through the cemetery expecting a chisled Lestat looking Chadpire!When will this bigotry against bloodsuckers end?
BLOODCELS RISE UP!!!!