It's a big hearty LEL from me if they think that a human who sits around and goes "I fuck boys and girls but I'm too special to be bisexual so I'm pan and I'm not like other girls so I must be nonbinaree" is anywhere near as cool as an elf/alien/robot/horned cat person or any combination thereof.
If you have enough fat rolls to look like Jabba or the Blob and feel like those characters represent you, we have a different issue to be talking about. That being your morbid obesity and who gets what after you die of that heart attack looming over the five large McDonald's fries.
This is why thots are not allowed within 500ft of my coffin. Plus I catch most of my meals by propping up a refrigerator box with a stick and a Twilight box set placed underneath since *some of us* are way less Edward and a lot more Count Orlock! I can't just woo every big tiddy goth girl that comes through the cemetery expecting a chisled Lestat looking Chadpire!When will this bigotry against bloodsuckers end?
i thought this was maybe a joke post but OP's description was 'Żmija, slavic pagan witch' and the second person's description reads 'Red. Revelation 17:6. Non-Abrahamic Theistic Satanism. Message me to book a tarot reading.' so i'm thinking it's not at all a joke