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Discussion in 'Tumblr (◡‿◡✿)' started by x.eight.six.systems, Feb 21, 2015.

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  1. Jack Chick says otherwise.
     
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    Steamboat_Bill

    Steamboat_Bill Going to beat the record of the Robert E. Lee

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  2. Damn, Our Lord and Savior's Prophet? Alright, I renounce my Devil-Faith...
     
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  3. Now you can stop choking down those death cookies and find your own real personal Saviour!
     
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    Steamboat_Bill

    Steamboat_Bill Going to beat the record of the Robert E. Lee

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    No, but the majority of Earth's creatures have a male-female sexual dimorphism so it is 100% ok to assume that other species would too.
     
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    kidsquid

    kidsquid pretty good, it doesn't seem

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  5. I love the unspoken implication that they've apparently been sexually intimate with enough extraterrestrials to know this as a fact...
     
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    Sailor_Jupiter

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  6. >be me
    >be abducted by aliens
    >get shown around their spacecraft
    >brought into room with operating table
    >worried im about to get probed
    >strapped down to operating table
    >eyes held open clockwork orange style
    >shown powerpoint presentation about gender pronouns
    >alien tells me to check my privilege
    >dropped back on earth
    >mfw

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    Piga Dgrifm

    Piga Dgrifm Hotsy Totsy Nazi
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  7. Is it weird that the part that annoys me the most is "western gender binary", when the vast majority of global cultures have a binary male/female concept of gender and ones with non-binary genders are appreciably rare?
     
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    Andrea Twerkin

    Andrea Twerkin Sorry for the mental image

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  8. Even cats have a gender binary. They're just exceptional.
     
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    Sailor_Jupiter

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  9. Unless they've met aliens face-to-face we're allowed to make gender binary aliens as we please
     
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    MissMorbid

    MissMorbid In constant pain

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  10. Well, of course, he's a protestant.
     
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    Meowthkip

    Meowthkip I MAKE MONEY OFF OF THE LASAGNA I EAT!
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  11. What if they existed and they were actually all super-repressive of the females- like, so much so that it makes ISIS look like school children. And fanatically pro-life, and anti-gay, and extremely capitalist... Hmmm, am I leaving anything out? That'd be wild. They'd land and be like, "WHY ARE YOUR FEMALES NOT IN THE KITCHEN WHERE THEY BELONG? We've come to talk to the men about lucrative interplanetary slave-trading. But only if you ban abortion and kill all the trannies! MAKE US SOME SAMMICHES, WIMMINZ!"

    I sort of want to write this as a parody... People always tend to envision aliens as being really liberal- it would be kind of lulzy if they really weren't.

    Not that I think they exist in the first place, it's just a funny thought. :autism:

    Someone really does need to write this.
     
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    Sailor_Jupiter

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  12. I remember either an Outer Limits or a newer Twilight Zone episode where the aliens landed and chided humanity for our current state. They said that if mankind didn't shape up in [a relatively short period of time], they'd destroy the planet and start over.

    All of Earth came together and, under enormous stress, managed to hammer out a world-peace treaty. The aliens returned, and our heroes presented it to them, having just gotten the last signature...

    ...only to have the aliens inform us that we were intended to be a fierce warrior race, not some slimy peacenik worms. Time to start over. The ships began to descend...
     
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    Vorhtbame

    Vorhtbame Back from outer space...and I still don't care.

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  13. If aliens ever visit our planet, i beg for them to destroy this earth
     
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    Dicaprio Delorean

    Dicaprio Delorean I Mean Really

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    Everyone in this tumblr post is fucking exceptional.
     
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    kidsquid

    kidsquid pretty good, it doesn't seem

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  15. Is OP seriously trying to say the first post was actually a "personal experience"? I'm surprised she didn't try to say that everyone around her broke into applause.
     
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    Piga Dgrifm

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  16. And that applause's name? Albert Einstein.
     
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    Feline Darkmage

    Feline Darkmage Oliver D Smith is a Neo-Nazi
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  17. More Beauty and the Beast autism.
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    So Disney making their own characters gay is wrong, but tumblr grabbing them and doing it is okay?
     
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    friedshrimp

    friedshrimp eat all the food

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  18. It's not that deep fam!
     
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    Tame Sake

    Tame Sake 5 keks for a lul

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  19. The Beast is a good guy and only good guy characters are allowed to be gay, apparently. Their whole reason for ree-ing over the other dude being gay is that he's a villain.
     
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    Piga Dgrifm

    Piga Dgrifm Hotsy Totsy Nazi
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