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Discussion in 'Tumblr (◡‿◡✿)' started by x.eight.six.systems, Feb 21, 2015.

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@Meowthkip

  1. "Shoutout to all the Anglophones who refuse to speak English while speaking English, just to be a self-righteous, attention-whoring snot to others. Cheers!"
     
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    Vorhtbame

    Vorhtbame Me el wante!

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  2. Even if they would insist on he/hir/they etc. pronouns - nothing can change their sex.
     
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    Sinners Sandwich

    Sinners Sandwich Eid, Pmurt, Eid

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  3. So the 13th Doctor got announced after Wimbledon and I said instantly "inb4 people bitch about her being a white woman" and I was right
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    You can never please tumblr, no matter what you do :/
     

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    kidsquid

    kidsquid pretty good, it doesn't seem

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    friedshrimp

    friedshrimp kill the NEETS

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    Dicaprio Delorean

    Dicaprio Delorean WarioWare Shove Up Yo Own Ass Game

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  4. "approx. 2% are lgbt"

    For around 3% of the general population? Oh no, call in the FBI, a crime is in progress.

    "like replacing the president with the VP and calling it a miracle"

    I'm sorry, isn't that what Tumblr SJWs have been shrieking for for the last eight months?
     
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    Vorhtbame Me el wante!

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  5. SHE'S FUCKING A WHITE FEMALE!

    Lol they want to replace a shitposter with a guy who thinks you can literally electrocute people into being straight.
     
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    AnOminous

    AnOminous get over it it will not get better just cope
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    Tumblr is fat.
     
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  7. The first things that popped into my mind reading this were Nora Reed and Becks Gerber lol.
     
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    Feline Darkmage Meowstic Maid
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  8. Shout out to all the trans people who aren't trans! You're so stunning and brave!
     
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    Piga Dgrifm

    Piga Dgrifm Hotsy Totsy Nazi Kill Count: 10 Trillion
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  9. shout to all the cis people who wanna be trannies and don't even pass! your cool and keep it up!
     
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    Dicaprio Delorean WarioWare Shove Up Yo Own Ass Game

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  10. To be fair whenever I see the words 'Family Pack' on any food stuff I mentally translate it as 'Fat Cunt Serving'
     
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    LazarusOwenhart

    LazarusOwenhart Terrainist Shitlord!

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  11. Shout out to all sane people who don't hate straight white men and know that biological sex exists and that black people didn't invent everything in history.
     
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    Sinners Sandwich

    Sinners Sandwich Eid, Pmurt, Eid

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    This is the second post i've seen in a while that hates game of thrones for no particular reason. Back in 2013 they liked it, but now they hate because it's "overrated" just cause the normies like it, and tumblr hipsters would prefer to stick to their babies cartoons?
     
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    friedshrimp

    friedshrimp kill the NEETS

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  13. "but cartoons are deeper or as deep and interesting as live action shows!!!!111!!"
     
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  14. Their talking about Hollywood but Dr who is made the Brits. Goes to show that tumblrinas have no idea about countries other than America.
     
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    DICKPICSRUS

    DICKPICSRUS indecisive about my avatar

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  15. Cartoon-watching Tumblr babies don't watch Game of Thrones. It's after their bedtime, and anyway it's full of rape and murder.

    The Game of Thrones fans stopped watching Game of Thrones because it has nothing to do with the books anymore and no one wants to watch the producers' bizarre fanfiction. There's no need to add extra-super-rape, bonus genital mutilation, etc. into a series already full of that. It's just a vehicle for shock value now, and people are upset that the plot is secondary. :like:
     
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    Juscum Unmistakable Serial Killer Vibe
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  16. Okay, that's valid for the book readers.

    I guess it kinda bothers me since the majority who reblog this are people have never read anything of it and just dislike it to be hipsters and think there's nothing better than their Steven Universe/Star Vs/Adventure Shit crap.
     
    friedshrimp

    friedshrimp kill the NEETS

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  17. I mean most of them barely paid attention in school or dropped out of it.
     
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    inopas

    inopas someone drank all my pepsi and called me a bitch

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  18. Freaking Feminist Frequency was all like "yeah, she's a woman, but why isn't she a black trans woman?!" (Paraphrased.)
     
    Just Here to Cringe

    Just Here to Cringe I don't even.

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