• ”Listen Hitler, I'm tired of your white-knighting!”

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Discussion in 'Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici' started by wagglyplacebo, Jun 12, 2015.

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  1. "GRS surgery"

    Phil supposedly chopped his cock off but doesn't even know what GRS stands for.

    Phil got his ass kicked by a skinny white hippie, and Toren is too capable of kicking his ass for Phil not to be afraid of him. Phil is a coward who is afraid of his own shadow.
     
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  2. He’ll waddle away from situation where he could actually get his sizeable ass kicked. He talks a big game about us because he knows we’re not actually planning to invade or physically harm him in any way. He talks a big game about “the fash” because he knows the civil war won’t happen and in the event of protests he can hide at the back. But he deliberately avoids talking about the fact that he’s not allowed in his own bedroom because he couldn’t deal with a one-on-one confrontation.

    I think it actually bugs him that one fat drunk is the elephant in the room when he acts tough, and that’s why he fixates on us saying he sleeps on the couch. Like, oh, you were forced out of your own bedroom but you bought a bed? Well that’s perfectly normal, you’re a big toughie who could absolutely sleep in your own bedroom that you also pay for if you wanted to, but you pay for two beds because that’s the badass thing to do.
     
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  4. So Phil admits he was kicked out of his bedroom into the living room. He can call it an antifa barracks all he likes or call it the moon, but a fat elderly drunk is still in his actual bedroom.

    Also does Greta know that Phil is claiming he sent him to Null's door? Greta might have considered that his own idea and probably doesn't consider himself to be ordered around by Potato Phil.
     
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  5. Phil, Toren is not your girlfriend. He's just an abusive drunken moocher who hates you and only uses you for his own ulterior purposes.

    If you weren't such a pussy, you'd stand up to that vodka-swilling undead freak and kick him out of your bedroom.

    Even if you'd rather sleep in your living room, having Toren in your apartment just puts you at further risk of becoming homeless again. And you're too old to use the "poor queer teen" schtick again. That and the homeless community in Portland probably know you're a notorious snitch.

    There won't be any couch surfing or homeless shelters for you the next time you become homeless. You'll be fucked for good and have to experience actual hardship for once in your life.

    You could've avoided all of this if you left all that commie bullshit alone and instead remained some clueless weeb who had a crush on Sasuke and enjoyed hanging out at GameStop.

    Now it's too late, you're a friendless eunuch who has burned every bridge and wasted every opportunity at living a happy life. And it's all your fault.

    Identity Politics, Not Even Once.
     
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  6. Apparently Self Awareness is the dump stat of the super soldier class.
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  8. Wow, my post must've really struck a nerve.

    He does realize that Kiwi Farms didn't exist in 2009 and I didn't even join this site until 2017, right?

    Also, Anarcho-Communism is the short bus of leftist ideology. Of course, a sped like Phil would be drawn to it.
     
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  9. This site is as organized as a midslide.
    No one is stalking.
     
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    "Screaming "get a job" at me is not going to fix the problem."
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  11. "...ten years of sustained organized cyberstalking..."

    He sounds so much like Chris with that "organized cyborg bowlly-ing" shit.


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  12. Sounds like Phil likes the "not even once" game. Can I play?

    Assaulting your disabled mother: Not even once.

    Shitting yourself when a friend takes pity on you and hugs you: Not even once.

    Getting kicked out of the most hippy, non-authoritiarian places you can find: Not even once.

    Losing your room to a drunk ogre: Not even once.

    Throwing a fit because Thomas Jordan wouldn't shove ginger up your butt: Not even once.

    Antisemitism: Not even once.

    Pretending to be hispanic when you're obviously white: Not even once.

    Alogging OPL and still failing to look better than him: Not even once.
     
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  13. I love how all of his toy weapons look brand new. I wonder if he is playing with them in front of the mirror? Also, Phil sent Greta to Null? Greta is taking orders from Phil???
     
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  14. Phil seems to have forgotten he has an account on here (@HispanicHitlermobile).

    Nice to see he made up with Tweaker, the person he stalked and accused of being a Kiwi Farms 'fret' to him (assuming the 'tweak' he's tweeting with is the same person).

    No-one takes you seriously when you talk about politics, Phil, because we know you don't know or care about them past how much attention the labels can get you. At this point you have as much credibility as a circus clown, complete with the shoes and plastic props.
     
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  15. Once again, Phil misses the point entirely. We don't give a fuck what flavour of fuck-you-dad leftie politics he's claiming to adhere to this week, because it's not important. He doesn't understand and is not mentally capable of understanding the subtleties of political thought, for one thing. And for another, he's more capitalist than most right-wing voters with his materialism and demands for money without working.

    The real reason we laugh at his politisperging is that it's all just a pose. He pretends to be this badass Antifa Supersoaker who's going to be the Prime Minister of Portland when the revolution comes, but meanwhile he's a fat dimwitted pussy on tardbux who can't even control his own apartment.
    Ironically, we're probably closer to the anarchist ideal around here than he will ever be.
    Nobody has ever got handsy with Phil. He's a fat ugly man with the personal hygiene of a compost heap and a double chin he could trip over.
    Hold on, tons-o'-fun, the problem you identify is that you need food. How will food banks alone not help? Is he saying he's such a fat fuck that food banks can't supply the enormous amounts of grub he needs to maintain his one-ton gut? Pretty sure that's what he means.

    This is assuming that Phil's tugboat doesn't come in, which it did just fine last time. It's almost like he doesn't actually need the money, but wants money to spend on useless materialism like the capitalist bootlicker he is.
     
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  16. The food that food banks supply tends to require you to cook, which Phil is too dumb and lazy to do, and/or consist of things that Phil just refuses to eat like canned vegetables. Basically if a food bank doesn't just hand out fat stacks of coupons good for a free delivery pizza, Phil will say that it isn't good enough.
     
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  17. So the government he wants permanently abolished is shut down for a few weeks and he's in hysterics.
    Good prepping there, you true anarchist, you!
    Also why the hell would you display all your mall-ninja weapons (and some home repair mallets?) on a table like you're running a museum (with no guests to show it to) rather than a drawer, case or even tucked away in a closet or under a bed so you can have a tidy house and a useable table?
    I mean, I know the answer is autism, but I just find it so baffling.
     
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  18. Phil now has a mastodon account.
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