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Discussion in 'Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici' started by wagglyplacebo, Jun 12, 2015.

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  1. Okay, Phil. How soon can we expect these attacks on us where we sleep to begin? Never? It’s never, isn’t it?
     
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  2. He also received Elephant Shit courtesy of Yawning Asperchu

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/10-20-2016-phils-shit-arrived.25195/

    And some letter he never opened, just burned on Facebook.

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/10-28-16-phil-received-a-letter.25396/


    Phil also claims to have had a volunteer job, once. There was this time he was posting in some commercial bathroom wearing safety glasses. Don't recall us doing anything to jeopardize that. We were all shocked and amazed.

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-24-2016-phil-claims-to-have-a-volunteer-job.26868/
     
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  3. There were a few “volunteer jobs” he did. One was some job he did in return for a laptop. Once he got the laptop he was done. There was another time he volunteered at that bar he got fingered at. Think that was the same bar he later fought (and lost to) a homeless man over a garbage burger.
     
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  4. Wasn't that that anarchist coffee house where the junkie OD'd in the bathroom?

    I thought a homeless person also mistook him for a pile of garbage when he was sleeping in front of it at night and urinated on him.
     
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  5. At this point who knows. Pretty much 85% of any of it was a lie anyway lol.
     
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  6. We know where he lives; he doesn't know where we live.
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    Life is such a bitch isn't it?

    He is so tough!
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  7. The stupid cunt wouldn't attack anyone because he is a giant pussy.

    Still, hilarious that some sped would try to attack someone raising public awareness and money for homeless people.

    If he tried any of that shit the other homeless people would fucking shiv him.
     
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  8. Is this an Antifa tard wrangler?
     
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  10. Too bad businesses don't take pretend money amirite?
     
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  11. Who wrangles the wrangler? :epik:
     
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  12. I won't join unless they provide Antifa Child Care, with ballpits of course!
     
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  13. ftfy
     
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  14. Since this is Phil's antifa we're talking about, I'm afraid ballgags will have to do.
     
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  15. He needs to quit saying "houseless." He was homeless. No need to gussy it up.
     
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  16. Antifa...Corp? These tards think that makes sense? And if you seek payment for your political convictions, then your convictions are shit.

    And he spent the majority of that time period couch-crashing or in motel rooms. Phil was rarely sleeping on the street.
     
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  17. I think the whole thing's an extended gag — the "Antifa Supply Sargeant" and so on. The trouble is, it just isn't that funny.

    It wasn't funny to begin with, and now these networked autists have driven it into the ground. And that's even before you consider that Phil is no kidding probably stupid enough to take it at least somewhat seriously. I doubt he has the very first clue how an anarchosyndicalist society would need to be organized, even for the sake of dorm-room argument, so I wouldn't put it past him to think that prime ministers are somehow involved. Remember this here balaclava'd potatard is dumb AF.
     
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  18. There was also that one anarchist co-op bookstore place he was kicked out of in SF. Kept being a racist nuisance and saying one of the (Mexican lol) guys was being racist and transphobic to him. These fuckers held a meeting and decided to kick him out and I’m just tickled by that.
    Anyway, in both this incident and the anarchist cafe, he got in trouble for playing “security” (aka acting like a tough guy and annoying people as though he had any authority) and they got sick of the complaints and him in general. Prolly the smell, too.
     
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  19. There are other downsides to employing Phil in a cafe.
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