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Coldgrip

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AYO HOL UP the IWW is the industrial workers of the world, I don't see how a blubbery paralegal counts in the same ranks as a bunch of 1930's steelworkers.
You expect him to know the difference? Either she called herself that, which wouldn't surprise me, or antifa is calling her that and Phil is just parroting them.

Either way, they're idiots.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
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Phil just learned or remembered that the Proud Boys exist I think. Because I don't think he's sperged about them at all even when they were more relevant.
 

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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AYO HOL UP the IWW is the industrial workers of the world, I don't see how a blubbery paralegal counts in the same ranks as a bunch of 1930's steelworkers.
Phil is pretty wobbly, but he's not that kind of Wobbly. Y'know...because Phil is obese.

Why? You'll just be sitting in your squaller watching videos of the protest as it comes in online. Phil you showed us you "Snatch" why don't the take some pics or stream yourself bashing the fash on Saturday?
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LOL sure Phil. Sure you are. Except Aspirin and Flintstones Chewable Vitamins don't count as "doing drugs", you pathetic poseur.
 

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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I guess being an Antifa wannabe hasn't netted Phil the attention and respect he was hoping for, so now he's going to pretend to be a drug addict. It's always some edgelord bullshit that only 13 year old boys would think is "hardcore" or "cool" with Phil. How long before Phil is claiming to be smoking pure blue crystal meth? Or Adrenichrome? Because Phil is a hilariously pathetic poseur and never knows what he's talking about, so he just spouts bullshit from pop culture thinking it's based on fact.
 

REGENDarySumanai

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I guess being an Antifa wannabe hasn't netted Phil the attention and respect he was hoping for, so now he's going to pretend to be a drug addict. It's always some edgelord bullshit that only 13 year old boys would think is "hardcore" or "cool" with Phil. How long before Phil is claiming to be smoking pure blue crystal meth? Or Adrenichrome? Because Phil is a hilariously pathetic poseur and never knows what he's talking about, so he just spouts bullshit from pop culture thinking it's based on fact.
I can't wait for Phil to learn how to make drugs, that will be a blast.
 

Xochi

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Why? You'll just be sitting in your squaller watching videos of the protest as it comes in online. Phil you showed us you "Snatch" why don't the take some pics or stream yourself bashing the fash on Saturday?
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Phil washin down the bars wit the lean bruh my nigga Phil gone off the shits I aint playin man he on some next-level shit bruh he on that "cut your dick off because the Internet told you to" shit
 

The Dude

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I think it would be good for Phil to go on drugs...the kind of drugs they give to someone who is on the low-fuctional end of the Autism Spectrum.
 
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Coldgrip

Dragon Kick your ass into the Milky Way.
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Why? You'll just be sitting in your squaller watching videos of the protest as it comes in online. Phil you showed us you "Snatch" why don't the take some pics or stream yourself bashing the fash on Saturday?
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"Fair amount of drugs" for him is two aspirin, a cigarette that he doesn't know how to smoke, and some mexican dog weed (that he mostly wastes) he mooched from one the antifa faggots he hangs out with.

Get back to us when you're shooting up Horse, Philip.
 

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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"Fair amount of drugs" for him is two aspirin, a cigarette that he doesn't know how to smoke, and some mexican dog weed (that he mostly wastes) he mooched from one the antifa faggots he hangs out with.

Get back to us when you're shooting up Horse, Philip.
Phil is too much of a chicken-shit phaggot to smoke anything. Remember when he tried vaping and was just puffing on it? And was coughing his fat head off even though he never actually inhaled?
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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Phil is too much of a chicken-shit phaggot to smoke anything. Remember when he tried vaping and was just puffing on it? And was coughing his fat head off even though he never actually inhaled?
I still remember that video where he tried to smoke a cigarette, spluttered, looked like he was about to hurl and talked about how he’d have to quit smoking before his SRS.
 

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