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Tragi-Chan

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Phil will either keep doing absolutely nothing or he will attempt to earn his "Crime Minister" title.

Most likely the former.
I imagine earning it will take the form of standing for five seconds under a “no loitering” sign, looking around nervously, then flipping the sign off before waddling away at full speed.
 

Xochi

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I imagine earning it will take the form of standing for five seconds under a “no loitering” sign, looking around nervously, then flipping the sign off before waddling away at full speed.
He'd take a photo of himself doing some kind of edgy anime commando pose under it first. But with his face covered, in case the cops trace the photo back to him and knock on his door.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

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9 Sept 2018
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Phil couldn't have picked a better time considering vape-related pneumonitis and deaths are in the news!
Gosh, how awfully rebellious of you, Phillip! Smoking! I'm sure everyone around you will be suitably shocked and will look upon you with awe at how hard you are, with your vape. Bonus points if you try doing it with legal weed.

I hope it will go better than his last efforts, when he couldn't get the vape together and working, and tried smoking a real cigarette instead. And choked on the smoke with his eyes watering. And videoed it all for us to see just how tough and rebellious a man in his mid-30s who tried smoking for the first time is. The video is around on here somewhere...
 

Tragi-Chan

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I see he’s already forgotten that he’s supposed to be a heavy user of drugs. To be fair, I can absolutely believe that Phil is so pathetic that he can’t cope, and that his chosen coping method would be the world’s douchiest habit.

I hear he can’t smoke cigarettes due to the risk of methane ignition.
 

Xochi

Tranarchist communatrix
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Nah, open a new vape shop in Northern Portland, close to where the fire was 2 weeks ago. We'll call it Daddy Vape Day.

09 Sept:
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Then will he also want to stop posting on Mastodon and ordering Domino's pizza? Those are parts of modern civilization too.

Christ, the guy's life is so cushy and comfortable that he's actually considering turning off his heating for a winter just to feel oppressed in some way.
 

JY's Tampon

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Then will he also want to stop posting on Mastodon and ordering Domino's pizza? Those are parts of modern civilization too.

Christ, the guy's life is so cushy and comfortable that he's actually considering turning off his heating for a winter just to feel oppressed in some way.
No heat should be too bad when you don’t Shower.

I hope he doesn’t have 2 exterior walls. Otherwise after the first extended freeze he’ll be known as the tard who flooded the building.
 
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