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UselessRubberKeyboard

Mergin' n' spergin'
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Except Phil rarely leaves the Antardfa Barracks. He gets delivery pizza instead of going to the store, and for the few things he does need from the store I'm sure he just asks whoever he's bumming a room from to pick it up for him. I'm sure he takes that stupid shit off on the rate occasions that he does go out so he doesn't get hassled by the cops, but keeps it on all the time when he's home. Like you said, it helps him reinforce the delusion that he's a badass, allows him to say he was at protests that he was never really at, and it hides his fat, ugly face (that's the most important reason).
Phil only wears his balaclava, black tacticool vest etc at home because the whole antifa look is a cosplay to him. It's a character he plays, same as when he used to derp around his mum's house in Philly dressed as Sasuke from Naruto and answering posts on Deviant Art as if he was that character. It's also why the only time you see Phil outside in his cosplay is a nice, safe gathering where he can stand on the fringes, away from trouble but near the media, and pose as the character he wants to larp as. Sure he'll give you an interview, he's been a houseless discriminated against gay trans nonbinary lesbian disabled latinx neurodivergant victim bravely fighting for his life for years now. Just don't ask him any other questions because he doesn't have a clue - he's just there to look good and to have people notice and applaud him for looking the part. The minute there's any trouble or people who aren't media paying attention to him, he waddles away as fast as he can.
 

Xochi

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Heh, our comments about the tard eyes got to him so bad that he's now wearing a hoodie on top of sunglasses on top of a balaclava in his own home. Instead of begging for money for rent, Phil should just move into his own headspace with us, we live there rent free.

What's with the soy? Lard lad prepping for another vegan phase that he'll drop the instant he remembers melted mozzarella isn't vegan?
 

Tragi-Chan

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What's with the soy? Lard lad prepping for another vegan phase that he'll drop the instant he remembers melted mozzarella isn't vegan?
It’s the second time he’s made reference to soymilk. I think it’s another of those things where he gets it in his autistic head that two things are related, like when he thought bikes were communist. He thinks that because he associates soy with anarchy, so does everyone else. In reality, this is what people think when you say “soy.”
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The Dude

Bro, don't even bro, bro.
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It’s the second time he’s made reference to soymilk. I think it’s another of those things where he gets it in his autistic head that two things are related, like when he thought bikes were communist. He thinks that because he associates soy with anarchy, so does everyone else. In reality, this is what people think when you say “soy.”
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I think it's also kind of a "taking it for ourselves" kinda thing, since some people call Antardfa fags "soybois" because they're a bunch of whiny special snowflakes. Except in Phil's case its "taking it for ourselves" through the lens of Autism.
 

JSGOTI

Just some guy on the internet
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I know spudders likes dressing up for Halloween each year, but I believe that he's truly outdone himself this year.
It's a pretty faithful attempt at cousin it, or as much as can be expected from a fetal alcohol potato tard.


For reference, here are his last four years of Halloween pictures.
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UselessRubberKeyboard

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I know beauty is in the eye of the behilder and everyone is beautiful in their own way, yadda yadda, but holy goddamn shit, son. That's a LOT of ugly all in one place. The real kicker is the smug grin and stubble under the makeup (including the chest stubble - we know you're a gorilla and have to shave everywhere to be presentable, Phil). I'm sure new potential girlfriend will be blown away by Phil in his witch gear. The patriot prayer dudes will probably feel likewise when they see all this posting threats to them. Not quite in the way Phil hopes, though.

Wonder if he misses having a place of his own, where he doesn't have to share everything with a group of people like he does now?
 

CheesyBoy

Don't worry, I also hate myself.
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E-Begging intensifies. It's only the 7th Phil. Quite wasting your money on stupid shit. The Supreme Court ruling doesn't effect you since you refuse to work Phil.
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Blaming capitalism for how shitty your socialist program is shows how intelligent you are.

And being "on alert for insurgent fash" is basically the red scare of the 50's, just with the opposite demographic.
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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I like the thing about having “the spoons.” That’s for people with actual physical disabilities, I.e. the sort of thing that prevents you being a soldier. Being so fat that you get winded walking to the kitchen is not generally considered a disability.

Note that he specifies “vegetarian,” not vegan. I guess the lure of cheese was too great.
 

Bibendum

Rubber baron
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It's Rose Haven Day Shelter for Women and Children.

"Rose Haven offers an array of services to help homeless and abused women and children improve their lives in Portland Oregon."

This is one of the many women's shelters that's had to get woke or go broke -- now if it doesn't cater to men like Phil, it'll be defunded, sued out of business, or vandalized, harrassed, and regularly protested.

Let's take a look at their FAQ:

"Rose Haven has limited funds available for emergency assistance, such as ID replacement, rental and utility assistance, medical expenses, transportation and more. All requests for funding must be approved by an advocate, and are decided on a case by case basis. If funding is not available or is beyond what we can help with an Advocate will work with you to find other resources."

So Phil literally steals out of the mouths of hungry children, taking a significant portion of the shelter's funding for himself because he mismanages the government assistance already provided to him. Absolutely shameful.
 
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