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UselessRubberKeyboard

Mergin' n' spergin'
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I know beauty is in the eye of the behilder and everyone is beautiful in their own way, yadda yadda, but holy goddamn shit, son. That's a LOT of ugly all in one place. The real kicker is the smug grin and stubble under the makeup (including the chest stubble - we know you're a gorilla and have to shave everywhere to be presentable, Phil). I'm sure new potential girlfriend will be blown away by Phil in his witch gear. The patriot prayer dudes will probably feel likewise when they see all this posting threats to them. Not quite in the way Phil hopes, though.

Wonder if he misses having a place of his own, where he doesn't have to share everything with a group of people like he does now?
 

CheesyBoy

Don't worry, I also hate myself.
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E-Begging intensifies. It's only the 7th Phil. Quite wasting your money on stupid shit. The Supreme Court ruling doesn't effect you since you refuse to work Phil.
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Blaming capitalism for how shitty your socialist program is shows how intelligent you are.

And being "on alert for insurgent fash" is basically the red scare of the 50's, just with the opposite demographic.
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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I like the thing about having “the spoons.” That’s for people with actual physical disabilities, I.e. the sort of thing that prevents you being a soldier. Being so fat that you get winded walking to the kitchen is not generally considered a disability.

Note that he specifies “vegetarian,” not vegan. I guess the lure of cheese was too great.
 

Bibendum

Rubber baron
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It's Rose Haven Day Shelter for Women and Children.

"Rose Haven offers an array of services to help homeless and abused women and children improve their lives in Portland Oregon."

This is one of the many women's shelters that's had to get woke or go broke -- now if it doesn't cater to men like Phil, it'll be defunded, sued out of business, or vandalized, harrassed, and regularly protested.

Let's take a look at their FAQ:

"Rose Haven has limited funds available for emergency assistance, such as ID replacement, rental and utility assistance, medical expenses, transportation and more. All requests for funding must be approved by an advocate, and are decided on a case by case basis. If funding is not available or is beyond what we can help with an Advocate will work with you to find other resources."

So Phil literally steals out of the mouths of hungry children, taking a significant portion of the shelter's funding for himself because he mismanages the government assistance already provided to him. Absolutely shameful.
 

MasterDisaster

I'm here for the juice, baby.
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It's Rose Haven Day Shelter for Women and Children.

"Rose Haven offers an array of services to help homeless and abused women and children improve their lives in Portland Oregon."

This is one of the many women's shelters that's had to get woke or go broke -- now if it doesn't cater to men like Phil, it'll be defunded, sued out of business, or vandalized, harrassed, and regularly protested.

Let's take a look at their FAQ:

"Rose Haven has limited funds available for emergency assistance, such as ID replacement, rental and utility assistance, medical expenses, transportation and more. All requests for funding must be approved by an advocate, and are decided on a case by case basis. If funding is not available or is beyond what we can help with an Advocate will work with you to find other resources."

So Phil literally steals out of the mouths of hungry children, taking a significant portion of the shelter's funding for himself because he mismanages the government assistance already provided to him. Absolutely shameful.
I'm pretty sure Phil didn't get a dime out of these people; he'd be bragging about it otherwise. The two biggest points for that are 'approved by an advocate' and 'decided by a case by case basis'. Anyone giving our Spuds a sideways glance could see his only issue is being bad with his money. He probably showed up in all his mall ninja gear to try and play it up and instead double damned himself by showcasing exactly what he wastes his government aid on.
Now what they probably did is offer him a list of alternatives like stop buying frivolous things, get a specialist to handle your finances(aka tard wrangler for his money), offer to help him find a job(which I'm more than sure came with an exasperated sigh and twenty minute spiel about how he can't) and last but not least get a room mate. Clearly Phil would pick the easiest choice that comes with the least amount of effort.
 

Mushroom Soup

My cat is better than yours
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E-Begging intensifies. It's only the 7th Phil. Quite wasting your money on stupid shit. The Supreme Court ruling doesn't effect you since you refuse to work Phil.
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I love the concept that basic meal preparation is just so mentally draining for him that he is forced to e-beg for pizza money. That's not food insecurity, Phil, that's being lazy.
 

The Dude

Bro, don't even bro, bro.
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E-Begging intensifies. It's only the 7th Phil. Quite wasting your money on stupid shit. The Supreme Court ruling doesn't effect you since you refuse to work Phil.
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Food stamps/EBT is intended to supplement your income to help make buying groceries easier, not take the place of income to buy you pizza every day and free up your money to buy mall ninja shit. The food stamp office assumes you are attempting to earn money or are on other assistance programs to have some kind of income. It isn't designed to feed lazy re.tards who refuse to get a job and waste all their money on toys they don't need.
 
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