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Xochi

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It's dumb enough to be his handiwork given how specific it is but at the same time Phil is the kind of person to sign graffiti to prove how badass he is.
Phil's the type of person to do the actual graffiti in broad daylight with his face uncovered, then go home, grab his balaclava and sunglasses, slip them on and head back out to take the photo.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

Mergin' n' spergin'
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Phil's the type of person to do the actual graffiti in broad daylight with his face uncovered, then go home, grab his balaclava and sunglasses, slip them on and head back out to take the photo.
He doesn't have his balaclava on in that photo though. You can see his wild curly hair sticking out either side of his head, under his hat. And much as I can see Phil writing graffiti then taking a photo of it to show off, he's a pussy. His mind is stuck at 12 years old. Even writing on a bus stop is beyond this big coward. He knows what looks apparently scary but he's way too scared of being naughty to do something like graffiti.* It's the same reason why he talks about things like smoking, alcohol and sex like they're really VERY naughty indeed.

Phil only wears the balaclava at home, where it's safe, and when he can play antifa crime minister without having to worry about other people laughing at him.

* Phil is easy to wind up. Don't write graffiti just to "show those Kiwis", Phil, you know we won't believe you did it anyway, and you might get into trouble.
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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That’s still pretty generous of you... I’d cut that number in half.
I actually think 12-13 is about right. That’s the stage when you want more freedom and you start rebelling against authority, but you’re not smart or mature enough to do so effectively, or to really know what you’re rebelling against. In theory, Phil’s rebelling against capitalism, but in reality it’s just “fuck you dad” on a wider scale.
 

The Dude

Bro, don't even bro, bro.
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I actually think 12-13 is about right. That’s the stage when you want more freedom and you start rebelling against authority, but you’re not smart or mature enough to do so effectively, or to really know what you’re rebelling against. In theory, Phil’s rebelling against capitalism, but in reality it’s just “fuck you dad” on a wider scale.
Agreed. CWC is the one who is closer to the 7-10 year old range. That's maybe the one thing Phil has over CWC; that he is slightly more mentally mature.
 

StoicMoose

Such Strength! Such Courage! In the Name of Allah!
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CWC lives in a house, has followers, has started his own cult.

Philth has been taken advantage of by a drunk ogre, cut off his junk, steals from women in need, constantly eats overpriced cheese.

CWC is def more mature than Philth even if he acts 7-10 years old.
 

The Dude

Bro, don't even bro, bro.
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CWC lives in a house, has followers, has started his own cult.

Philth has been taken advantage of by a drunk ogre, cut off his junk, steals from women in need, constantly eats overpriced cheese.

CWC is def more mature than Philth even if he acts 7-10 years old.
CWC only gets to live in that house because, unlike Phil, CWC never beat his mother when she's said he needed to help with the household finances. CWC does more mature things than Phil, like paying bills, driving a car, caring for someone other than himself, etc., but mentally he is still less mature than Phil (if only marginally). They're still lazy, selfish, greedy, unintelligent, fat, greasy, obese men in their thirties who pretend to be girls, who waste their TardBux on worthless shit they don't need, and have a mental maturity of children a fraction their age.

Don't forget CWC has a record, Phil just snitches to the police
Yep. It always makes me chuckle that the childish tard who blows all his money on toys, goes to pony fucker conventions, and believes that cartoons are real and will be joining our reality is more hardcore and has committed crime than the 3edgy5u, analchest, ancom Antardfa Crime Minister of Portland, OR. Especially with how Phil has bounced and squeaked over the years about being better than CWC. That just really tickles me.
 
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Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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If I was transgender, I'd be pretty insulted by what Phil's saying. I've met plenty of trans people who are capable of being relatively normal, functioning adults who have jobs and don't worry about being murdered by their employers.
The only job Phil’s ever had was shelf stocking as part of a tard welfare scheme, which he quit because he’s lazy. For him to hold forth on being trans in the workplace is like a nun giving sex tips.
 

Monika H.

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Yep. It always makes me chuckle that the childish tard who blows all his money on toys, goes to pony fucker conventions, and believes that cartoons are real and will be joining our reality is more hardcore and has committed crime than the 3edgy5u, analchest, ancom Antardfa Crime Minister of Portland, OR. Especially with how Phil has bounced and squeaked over the years about being better than CWC. That just really tickles me.
CWC also created a whole franchise and has an enormous following, trolling or not.
Phil has done nothing and has nothing to his name.
 

The Final Troondown

We're All Suberogatory Down Here
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E-Begging intensifies. It's only the 7th Phil. Quite wasting your money on stupid shit. The Supreme Court ruling doesn't effect you since you refuse to work Phil.
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Did Kiwi Fascists get their delivery driver uniforms I sent along? This is a prime chance to strike while he's watching the streets and low on spoons
 

Positron

Subconsciously Suberogatory
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10 Oct 2019
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Then why aren't you paying your existence tax Phil?

And if you really has "some strong philosophical affinities for Buddhism" as your Mastodon bio claims, you knew why billionaires end up as billionaires anyway.
Makes me wonder what kind of creature Phil used to be in the past life and what had he done in order to end up as, you know, Phil.
 

REGENDarySumanai

Man of excellent taste
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10 Oct 2019
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Then why aren't you paying your existence tax Phil?

And if you really has "some strong philosophical affinities for Buddhism" as your Mastodon bio claims, you knew why billionaires end up as billionaires anyway.
Makes me wonder what kind of creature Phil used to be in the past life and what had he done in order to end up as, you know, Phil.
Clearly he has never heard of a head tax.
 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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10 Oct 2019
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Then why aren't you paying your existence tax Phil?

And if you really has "some strong philosophical affinities for Buddhism" as your Mastodon bio claims, you knew why billionaires end up as billionaires anyway.
Makes me wonder what kind of creature Phil used to be in the past life and what had he done in order to end up as, you know, Phil.
Yet again, Phil demonstrates that he has no idea whatsoever of where money comes from. Every billionaire either earned their money or inherited it from someone who earned it. They earned it by being good at something, providing something that society wants. Phil does nothing for anyone, and that’s why he lives in poverty. That is literally the purpose of money - to motivate people to work.

But I wouldn’t expect a man with a reindeer plushie to understand something so basic.
 
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