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  1. Context:



    I fucking love it when people liveblog shit okay it's so entertaining.
     
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    Hypodermic Johnny

    Hypodermic Johnny I fucknut. You fucknut. He/she/we, fucknut.

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    A-tistic

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  2. All of these are from Fire/Buffalo Bill/Richard "Terra" Jones

    "Kiwi farms has nude pictures of me and I want to jump in front of a CTA train."

    "I posted them on a private and secret lesbian forum and because I am so disgusting a member there violated my trust and posted them to Kiwi Farms."

    "I have been one of their many punching bags. A “lolcow” to quote their jargon they use for victims."

    "I am so thoroughly unpleasant, unlikable and disgusting that one volunteer at the crisis line leaked her personal opinion about me to Kiwi Farms."

    "Apparently my hygiene is terrible. I am a fat ugly tranny. I look in the mirror and all I can see is my atrocious hairline that I cover with a stupid hat."

    "As a consequence of having autism, I have trouble picking up on how people feel about me in the moment. I’m weird, gross, akward, and incompetent."

    "I am ostracised and rejected even by those who have been ostracised and rejected. I can’t even call trans lifeline without it winding up on Kiwifarms. And I’m so pathetic that often it feels like they are the only honest ones, the ones I can depend on to say something, negative, naturally of course, but brutally honest."

    "No one would visit me at the hospital last year. No one would answer the phone when I called for help. No one in my friend groups will care and they certainly won’t be attending the funeral if the was one."

    "Maybe if reincarnation is real, I’ll be reborn as a ciswoman and I won’t have to remember any of this nightmare."
     
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    Hellfire

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  3. If reincarnation is real, this POS would be lucky to come back as a toad, much less a mammal of any kind.
     
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    AnOminous

    AnOminous Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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  4. lol
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    entropyseekswork

    entropyseekswork Founding Daddy
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  5. "Christine Chandler's Vintage, Iconic, Stripe Shirt
    Starting bid: US $12,000.00"
     
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    Hellfire

    Hellfire Sugar Cubes
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    ToroidalBoat

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    MakeItRain

    MakeItRain 100 percent raw primal
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  8. If this doesn't make it in none of you have any sense of humor. This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life.
     
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    Gym Leader Elesa

    Gym Leader Elesa The Mandalorian Candidate
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  9. "Where do all those hilarious quotes come from?"
    Thread title by @LOOPS
     
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    LazarusOwenhart

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  10. Vegan.PNG
     
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    Ballo

    Ballo Blessed ET Jesus

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  11. adoptedsisterfucking.png
     
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    Calooby

    Calooby Victim of South American Walruses
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  12. Sexy Times Hitler

    Sexy Times Hitler Better than the healer yet worser than tequila.

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  13. "Pinkie Pie would lick the pink sugar off her fingers. And when I dig into a cutie orange, I get some orange-yellow color on my fingernails. Do I complain and end the existence of Oranges? No; I wash my hands at the next opportune moment. Do NOT ruin the Pride of the Unicorn, Pegasus, Earth Ponies, and Alicorns from us all. (Puns intended)"

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  14. Sexy Times Hitler

    Sexy Times Hitler Better than the healer yet worser than tequila.

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  15. CanofSoda

    CanofSoda Trippy Fanta is trippy!
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  16. The irony of Chris telling somebody to let go of something meaningless and not turn it into a big deal.
     
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    LazarusOwenhart

    LazarusOwenhart Terrainist Shitlord!

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  17. i suppose that means we can put rape on the forbidden technique list.
     
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  18. "How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?" - Chris 2013



     
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    m0rnutz

    m0rnutz Totally not a spy

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