Jesus christ suck some more fucking null cock ruin.
I still hate that, when ejaculating, my penis throbs as it spoots out cum.
The competition is magikarps and I'm a nidoking. None of you can compare to my beauty or skill in the bedroom.
Who the FUCK are you calling a Virgin? I've been with more people that you could ever count. I've done everything from BDSM to water sports, and I'm far more attractive than you could ever hope to be. I have guys wanting to stick their dick in me every hour, and guess why...? SPOILER ALERT: I'm one of the cutest motherfuckers in the world. I'm like a succubus I can the bedroom, I can seduce just about anyone. I bet if they could, they'd get heart shaped pupils and nosebleeds as well. Even without boobs or a nice ass, I can still get a hoard of hungry guys. Imagine a sexual version of the walking dead. Trying to compete with me is like a Pichu main trying to take down Mew2king, it just won't happen. The competition is magikarps and I'm a nidoking. None of you can compare to my beauty or skill in the bedroom. With that said, fuck off, hold a cinderblock, and jump in the neartest lake.
Kiwifarms is a shit hole of pathetic people
theralph said:"I spent more on spilled liquor than most of you spilled on new shoes"