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  • ATTENTION: The National Security Administration has made a press release regarding a Windows 10 remote execution exploit that any website can take advantage of. It is one of the worst exploits that has ever been found. Update Windows immediately.

    NSA Press Release, "Am I vulnerable?"


im intersex i have both uwu
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that's so stupid it would make some swell copypasta.
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Who the FUCK are you calling a Virgin? I've been with more people that you could ever count. I've done everything from BDSM to water sports, and I'm far more attractive than you could ever hope to be. I have guys wanting to stick their dick in me every hour, and guess why...? SPOILER ALERT: I'm one of the cutest motherfuckers in the world. I'm like a succubus I can the bedroom, I can seduce just about anyone. I bet if they could, they'd get heart shaped pupils and nosebleeds as well. Even without boobs or a nice ass, I can still get a hoard of hungry guys. Imagine a sexual version of the walking dead. Trying to compete with me is like a Pichu main trying to take down Mew2king, it just won't happen. The competition is magikarps and I'm a nidoking. None of you can compare to my beauty or skill in the bedroom. With that said, fuck off, hold a cinderblock, and jump in the neartest lake.

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