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NOT Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
True & Honest Fan
I am serious about vegans voluntarily regressing and becoming subhuman. They already have a lot of physical and psychological problems due to their diets, it's only logical that they'll become slightly smarter than a toddler in a few couple decades.

While we the sane and well-adjusted of the world (a.k.a. meat eaters) will become the actual master race.


Kitty Nikki

Cursed Weeabo Degenerate
"You're either a Kiwi faggot or a faggot faggot. But you can't be both, faggot."

"Do not impregnate the Kiwis. That is Chris' job."

"You either die a Kiwi or get killed by a Kiwi. Make your choice."

"Hey shitdick. My eyes are up here."

"Stop reading these quotes and get back to the thread, faggot."


Just a few off the top of my head. If I think of anything good, I'll make note.

Dwight Schrute

Murder, not mukduk.
"The amount of shit jokes here makes me think this place has a shit-filled panty fetish."

"Why are you here? Don't you have a life? OH WAIT."

"Dynastia knows when you are sleeping. Dynastia knows when you're awake. Dynastia knows if you've been bad or good so be bad for badness sake!"

"At least 1% of the userbase has an itch to dox you. Behave, peasant."

"The government is putting salt in our water to make men grow boobs and give women penises! We need to stop this!"

"Welcome to hell. You check in now, you check out never."

"No u"

"Subscribe to PewDiePie."

If I think of more I'll be sure to post them here.

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