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Army Burger

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Remember, she never completed Highschool. She dropped out. So this is not a Highschool diploma. At best, she is holding her middleschool completion form. And at worst, a deformed banana.
Why not design a rudimentary fox costume out of paper plates and a coat, grab your old stuffed animal out of storage, and fuck it?
why are we talking about a kiwifarms user who's known as "Dr Diaperchair"
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS A LETHAL EMERGENCY, MY POOP HOLE NEEDS TO BE FINGERED RN!!!!!
 

AprilRains

Drowning Pumpkin
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
LOL now he is mass rating posts "dumb" in this thread
He's clearly a very special boy.

@Lucius Cincinnatus , there are some threads where having a quote featured is a bad thing, but this isn't necessarily one of them. Your quote has been nominated as something to put at the top of the page at random, like those other quotes you see up there sometimes. Some of them are silly, but some of them are great.

Yours was incredibly stupid, of course, but in general it's not a bad thing to have a quote featured here.