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[MaxiPad]

I AM STRONG! YOU ARE WEAK!

 

[José Mourinho]

Don't call me a wet blanket. | : (P

 

[Night Terror]

"I am here... and y'all are there!"

 

[Hyperion]

*GROAN* *GRUNT*

 

[spaps]

CHRIS'S HARD NIPPLES!!!

 

[José Mourinho]

I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt!

 

[spaps]

RUSE CRUISE

 

[CatParty]

"Today we are learning about owls"

(from the commercial for his stupid lego high school)

 

[Pikonic]

"WE KNOW CLYDE CASH"
"Not even a cheap whore would want our dicks inside her"
"One girlfriend please"
"WE CAN FEEL DA COSMOS!"
"10 on the Scale of Respect"

 

[Pikonic]

"Today we are learning about owls"

(from the commercial for his stupid lego high school)

It works on two levels, didn't he and the Wallflower have some owl novel?

 

[José Mourinho]

ORIGINAL FORUM: DO NOT STEAL

 

[Pikonic]

WE'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!

 

[Organic Fapcup]

"Exempt from attending pep rallies!"
"WANT WOMAN!"
"The spirit of Patti will have your soul for dinner!"

 

[José Mourinho]

THE BUN IS IN YOUR MIND...

 

[Golly]

Ideas for now:

Playing with our pickles since (insert specific/nonspecific time of forum founding here).
"Buhbyebye nose"
"UNGA WUNGA!"
Our wooden badges are delicious.

And I'll also put in another motion for "Mmmm...yeah." and 'We may have hired a skywriter.'

 

[exball]

"Down to where? All that is down is only the floor."

 

[The Dude]

"And what you did was stick a knife in our backs and kill us!"

 

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add that

 

[Null]

maybe if it was 2005

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

How about...

"Over 1000000000+ fans!"
"We are of the wrong opinion and considerably mean"
"We stand behind this most fully"
"Pickle Emporium"
"Fertility Certified by Medical Clinic"
"This forum is Non-Applicable"
"Retro is Always In"