Jesus, both of these posts are cursed as fuck. I cringed in real time.
I’m convinced Kiwifarms could find Madeline McCann at the rate you guys dig up information.
Can’t believe shrek has a smaller gunt
An absolute unit.
The face of a man who has realised what a terrible mistake he’s made
Losing weight will mean she’s far less likely to suffocate in her sleep under her own fat, but hey, soggy mcdicks burgers are WORTH strapping a machine to your face every night to pump air into your lungs so they don’t collapse beneath a six-inch blanket of greasy orange body fat.
Whoever came up with Poe's Law should have patented it. At 1 cent per use, he'd be a billionnaire by now.
Great, if I want to hook up with a dumpy legbeard who hates men, I’ll follow this advice.
Bitch did I ask
You should take your meds more regularly, or at all
Listen, Pam, the only manner in which I want to know how deep a woman is pertains solely to her ass, throat or cunt.
You want to slather the target area in vitamin E and then whip them with a car antenna. Old pimps swear by it.
Footfags can ruin everything.
She probably scared the fuck out of her cats, screaming like a crazy person for no apparent reason.