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Ryotaro Dojima

Slut shaming detective.
True & Honest Fan

Dork Of Ages

I give him a head-bop!

Army Burger

True & Honest Fan
He may look like a fat tard and talk like a fat tard but don't let that fool you. He really is a fat tard.
It's like if John Wayne Gacy and Ted Bundy were a married gay couple and created this thing in a lab with the sole intention of setting it loose upon the rest of humanity.
"I just want to be myself and be true to myself."

She says this as if farting, shitting your pants, and stuffing your face for money are fucking personality traits! It's hysterical.


They're GRRREAT!!
“There's nothing so bad that it couldn't be worse."

"Nothing is so common as the wish to be remarkable."

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

"Dont talk when you're about to whack someone. I taught you better than that. And remember: All you need is love, Kimura."
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Dork Of Ages

Stuck in Corners

True & Honest Fan
Edited to remove offensive slur.
I smeared shit behind toilets, inside hand dryers, inside soap dispensers, climbed on the toilet to smear it on the ceiling, etc. and then flushed the sandwich bag down the toilet which I'm pretty sure clogged the toilets a few times.
. I also pissed all over the floor and filled the toilets with entire rolls of toilet paper. I did this dozens and dozens of times and never got caught.

Dr W

Is there nothing you will die for?
i think its time to drop mqoznwuhd's dox
You are a stupid nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.
Yes, I want a product review from a woman that shits herself on the daily.
In what world can you look at your entire throat being swallowed by a collar of lard and think "yep, should definitely upload this video I look fine"
Just cut out the middleman and power the thing by burning undocumented immigrant children.
I've seen thousands of gay porn images and it hasn't turned me gay.
And most of the sick fucks masturbating to it are probably feds or the CIA with their limitless hoard of "evidence".
I wonder if the apple fell close enough to the tree that she'll marry her uncle too.

Do kangz even have apple trees in Africa?
Somalis are truly the nigga's nigga. Glass their shithole nation and literally nothing of value would be lost.

Leonard Helplessness


Pretty much everything in this is quotable, but.

If someone makes a thread about you on Kiwi Farms, that's it, you're done. Your life is over. It's like a real-life "Death Note".
If every single person who has ever signed up for a Kiwi Farms account dropped dead, the world would instantly become a much better place.
What can be done to eliminate this website, and others like it, from the Internet?

Sexy Senior Citizen

What's the big deal? It's called a fetish!
There are so many quotable quotes on this website. I fucking love it.


Freedom Fries said:
I'd have gone Irish sex slaves probably
I'm new to this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Either this implodes in the following days/months or this was a waste of time.
i fucking knew that there was so, so much more than "she's just a tranny bro"