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[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Will you need to put a cast in your rancid oscer meyer for it to heal together or is it just a dead piece of bone and you have to have surgery to remove it?

 

[Get_your_kicks_with_30-06]

so uhhhh.... i lost my anal virginity

 

[MementoMalum]

Related to above:

i really don't need to tell my friends that shit so i went with a lolcow forum

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"You really want to know how hated Trump was? I often make astral visits to hell." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[KiwiFuzz]

But really the most important question is, were those skin-tagged nuts waxed?

 

[kazuhiro]

you know what guys? nevermind. I'm just going to sit here and eat the sugar in the house and kill myself via diabetes. okay?

source

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

My husband is the one working a job he hates while I stay home and bully fat girls on the internet. Thank you.

If we're going to date, you need to be comfortable with the smell of my poo.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

EAT A CARROT MR.NULL.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

I did it. I took reddit off my phone

 

[albert chan]

You got fucked up the butt, probably while you were drunk, went home, cried, and posted about it on Kiwi Farms. This was not a good series of decisions.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

@albert chan
I'm assuming the furries are at it again?

 

[verygayFrogs]

Remember, all this was discovered because @Dynastia asked @MysteryWoman about her pussy..

I read this, and now I feel bad for masturbating to my Sims having modded sex when my internet was cut off.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I’ve also been ashamed to be a white, middle-aged man

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Somewhere an Asian man wakes up screaming and covered in sweat with no idea why.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

"Attacking peoples access to pornography is cruel and heartless."

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"Attacking peoples access to pornography is cruel and heartless."

 

[Haramburger]

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"Neurodivergence isn't an excuse to not unlearning white supremacy, sexism, abuse, etc"

Dangerously close to the pinched Jake Alley nose

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Growing up, I knew a guy who’d carry tampons with him. I figured there must have been something to it because he’d always have at least four girls hanging around with him. But then one day I see him sad and alone. Turns out they realized he wasn’t gay.

 

[Muh Vagina]

Kiwifarms? More like cuckfarms.

EDIT: @secret watcher fuck off challenge

 

[The Empirical Bogey]

Well at least he's not an intersex dragon with three dicks and boobs the size of delivery trucks.