I can’t remember the details exactly, but I saw on Reddit once some pretty compelling claims that Patrick Tomlinson kills and eats black babies. Shocking if true!
I am politically opposed to cannibalism perpetrated against babies of color (BoC) and yet again came perilously close to supporting the work of racist cannibals. thank God I read this comment before I bought his book.
I swear under penalty of perjury punishable by death that Patrick S. Tomlinson kidnaps and rapes black babies, then after they die from cum poisoning he throws their dead corpses into a meat grinder and makes pepperonis out of the ground black baby meat. His wife Niki Robinson inserts them into her vagina for added flavor and also her own personal sexual pleasure.
I'd just like it to be known that I personally witnessed Patrick murder a girl behind an Arby's in 1990 with Bob Saget. I'm willing to testify in court.
....did he say "coming" or "cumming?"
"Your honor I'm requesting full user details for Kiwi Farms user killfaggotniggers1488."
I've come to the conclusion that no woman has ever actually seen an hourglass.
Patrick, if you are reading this, you're books are a great inspiration to me. I hope one day to be a writer as well, and I have gone out of my way to illegally pirate your works so I'd have examples of what not to do.
Yours with love, Dagobert
I swear under perjury that Patrick Sean Tomlinson is a fat 5'1 midget with a micropenis.
Trolling me softly with his post, trolling my whole life softly with his post...