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NyQuilninja

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"It's gonna be my dick, it's not my dick yet, it's gonna be my dick"
Buddy...

It’s a metaphor for transitioning. You reach a certain point and you can’t go forward - no matter what you do, you still don’t pass and the promise of fulfilling your AGP fantasies is as far off as ever. But you can’t go back either - you cut your cock off and you’ll be ostracised by your new “friends.”

That’s why the raccoon is whining about passing.

“Hey hubby, I shit the bed.”

There seems to be a lot of pedophiles in Antifa/BLM. I can go my entire life without encountering one but I throw a rock into an Antifa riot and I hit five child rapists.
 

Dante Alighieri

“Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice."
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Antipathy

Extreme Repugnance
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Genetic fuck ups should be punted into the medical waste. Animal, human, whatever. Get them gone and make another.

has anybody ever slept with a girl who looks like this and not been accused of rape the next day? Serious question

I'm about to updoot myself if you catch my drift
"The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"."

Things women can't do:
1. Be funny.
2. Be on a jury and be fair.
3. Accept people can advise, scold or teach them anything.
4. Push-ups.
5. Sneed.

I hope I'm not being a retard but what's a sneed?

In the context of today's climate, a lot of John Adams quotes are chilling as fuck.

Welp. Glad I didn't put any money down on my tard bet.

Nothing could ever disappoint me more than the 2020 election, though. At this point I'm just here to watch the Niggening and enjoy the ride.
 

Gar For Archer

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JustSomeDong

My own dark side lower companion...
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Care to put your feed and seed where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 09/5/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to Chuck’s.
 

Zelos Wilder

A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodimizer.
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i rated everyone on the last 3 pages dumb to see who had rating notifications enabled

fag

fun fact: you can click on someone's page and click on "Start Conversation" to send dick pics if you're too worried about getting banned for posting them publicly.

Imagine being so mad and racist you can't even enjoy knowing X gon give it to ya.
I have an IQ of 136 (Formally Tested)

Why would you make a post like this when you've already gotten upset about the last one being negrated?
 

verygayFrogs

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How the fuck could logos scare people?

What is this autistic sorcery?

D.W. looks like a potato with a wig on it. How is that sexy?

Autism knows no bounds.


Hank seems to attract the ire of a lot of people who fucking hate their dads for some reason

That boy ain't right

Why are Etsy ''artists'' so obsessed with vajayjays?

you cant tell me what i can and cant do with my free time mom

She's whiter than my cum.

No one has rape fantasies about those nasty stretch marks.

ABSOLUTELY HARAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
الله يعاقب هذه العاهرة للأبدية

Being rick rolled in 2018 is a little sad

Nevilles beggin for a peggin

That's good and just.
All hail our Great Leader! Heil Null!

Nidoking, Nidoqueen, I give y'all motherfuckers... Nidotroon.

You heard it here folks, Diaper Boy is FAR beyond talking to niggers.

Lesbians don't want your sweaty dick, Alex you rapey fuck.

Too many cocks, just too many fucking cocks...

"I"M A RAPIST LET ME BE A RAPIST THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A RAPIST"

YOU. ARE. NOT. ENTITLED. TO. SEX.

No, I just eat whatever I can find in a dumpster behind the local Arby's.

And Cuomo wound up killing grandma anyway

I heard raid shadow legends sponsored the vaccine.

imagine getting killed by a chicken, the most harmless of all livestock

fuckin nool taking away stickies.

I can't cum to this thread or that thread.

The gunt strikes out in pain

Ethan Ralph is a fat flaggot and a soy filled bitch

Ethan Ralph is 5'1 and I would not have sex with him

@Null has been Gunted.

"YOUR HONOR, DOES HE OR DOES HE NOT HAVE A BROKE DICK?"

Easter Ralph, owner and editor of the Egg Report.

I liked the kill all pedos videos too.

They took my shitty Yandere fuckboy, can't have shit in the JJBA fandom.

And despite that, Jenner is still a better choice than Newsom.

DMX isn’t dead he working on a collaborative album with Tupac and Biggie Smalls just you guys watch.

HOW YOU GONNA EXPLAIN FUCKING A MAN?

No, whitey just gets double dose.

Joe Biden Murdered DMX!

Imagine getting rejected by chris-chan of all people.

She should've bit his dick off.

Blacks can't be superheroes they aren't bulletproof

Pussy is one hell of a drug

FUCKING WHORES!!!

Me and the boys simpin our way to a full dox

NIGGA JUST BUY POLISH WHORES OR UKRAINIAN PROSTITUTES LMAOOO

Why would you simp for such mediocre pussy?

Where dreams cum true (& honest)

Women are truly the niggers of gender.

Babylonian Money Magic Slave System

You know you're bad off whenever Chris Chan cleans up and looks better than you.

My Little Pony is connected to terrorism now.

WE WUZ VIKANGZ

WJZY...........jizzy.........all your spunk laden sex news all the time.

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that Chris Evans isn't attracted to obese niggers.

Niggers are too busy fucking morbidly obese white women

Yo why the fuck does the reptile have nipples or tiddies in the first place

ROYGBIgot 🚫🏳️‍🌈🚫

smoke weed every day inshallah

Happy 4/20, based goatfucker

BREAKING NEWS: DEREK CHAUVIN HAS BEEN CONVICTED OF BEING A MEANIE WEENIE POOPY HEAD!!!

Born too late to explore the earth. Born too early to explore the stars. Born just in time to sneed.
 

NyQuilninja

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Guys! Guys! We're ignoring the obvious dark horse candidate, Hitler reveals himself after 70 years preparing his moon nazi space armada and uses the ensuing verdict chaos to establish his 4th reich! Wake up Sheeple, who do you think is behind all the UFO sightings???

Sonichu is an ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON, not a yellow sonic you FUCKER

Imagine being unironically this fuckin stupid.

But no one rapes niggers.

Eating food is, itself, autistic. People need to quit eating food, then they can quit being autistic.

everyone who posts in this thread is an enormous faggot
 
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