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[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

It’s some deep caveman brain thing that’s being set off. All these men have this look of almost serenity in their eyes, their core has come to terms with their fate. Sanders has the eyes of a caged primate: terrified, confused and crazed.

DYNASTIA NO!

 

[NyQuilninja]

Time to ask my parents how they got through the 70s inflation and gas shortages. Depending on how drunk they are when I ask I'm expecting an answer between "we focused on school and work" and "we did so many drugs we don't remember why Jimmy Carter ran away from a rabbit".

Society can suck a fat dick and die.

Society is fat and I would not have sex with it

Can they use CRISPR to make existing manlets taller yet? Asking for a friend.

Guy will eat salmonella popsicles rather than admit he doesn't know how to cook.

Based and diarrheapilled.

From stinking brown trash he cameth
To stinking brown trash he returneth

I know women are generally worthless but in 250 years of American history they couldn't find someone who accomplished something more significant than writing a bunch of shitty poems?

everyone at Kiwifarms stand strong with Israel

I'm glad the article pointed out that that was the Hitler Youth flag and not the NSDAP flag or I'd be #triggered.

I don't get why Starbucks banned me just because I reviewed their Detroit branch and said "Yo, this coffee tastes like a niggers ballsack."

 

[Meat Target]

me, the honourable defender of Palestine

 

[NyQuilninja]

Damn, coming back to write articles after getting breath raped. So brave!

Good! Come on girl, those Ugandan Knucles games won't make themselves!

Fuck you. I can stop face-diapering any time I want!

Antimaskers are the first ones to point at me when they see me go barefooted at Walmart. Keep lugging your foot prisons around, you retards.

 

[verygayFrogs]

New incest story idea

Daughter is a camgirl and doesn't know her dad watches and tips her until he does a cam-to-cam private show with her

Are you referring to the night you guys pretended Chris had killed Barb?

Then what am I going to do with all this Fanta?

HEY DORAEMON WRITERS! STOP BEING DICKS!!!

People above the age of 5 give a shit about Barney and Friends?

"im sorry teacher but i can't work with black people, i got bullied by one before"

03bgood confirmed as having Mario fetish.

Child mpreg. Fucking .

I ' M C U T T I N ' I T D O W N !

At least it isn't preschool cartoon characters in diapers again.

Why would you want a sex doll of a cartoon cat woman

"Bryce, why are you still obsessing over things meant for toddlers? You're 31-"

"Belly buttons are the cutest gift a baby is ever given by his mother, and Bumpbows are cute, no matter who is wearing it."

In other news, The Bear Pope shits in The Catholic Woods.

I love lying in the middle of a Walmart aisle and letting shopping carts run over me.

>WHEN YOU'RE LITERALLY TOO AUTISTIC FOR WIKIPEDIA

So tell me, how much cum to like to eat off your fellow members' dicks, Walten Files Discord?

To get the extra skin to make a dick, they usually carve off some from the patient's arm.

Appreciate your natural titties, whatever the size.

Reject twink
Return to bara

tfw Lice are more deadly for kids than COVID

Some Zoomers need a good diddling just to get their head right.

 

[Meat Target]

What rare disease does she have that causes her eyes to be on the sides of her fucking head?

but continue to be smug about where Libya is technically located, anime avatar

 

[NyQuilninja]

She better shut the fuck up before I fuck her cute autistic face. She really need a good deep dicking, and not the deep dicking molestation she got from her parents.

MORE EXPLOSIONS, PLEASE!

Why can'y you faggots enjoy watching sandniggers playing missile command instead of talking about shit no one cares about?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I can't fight right now Sarge....I gotta dilate!

 

[Meat Target]

Cheeky banter is a timeless tradition and no-fun-niks can pry it from my cold dead shitposting fingers

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Soaring prices on everything, a failing economy, missile exchanges in the Middle East? None of that matters, look at the shiny! LOOK AT IT!

Pro-tip @Borscht ColtWalker is actually a skinwalker. Don't go to Utah for your own safety. Its a trick!

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

i've never in my life thought about what would happen if a postop troon went swimming.
i was already hesitant because of kids peeing, but i will never enter another public pool.

 

[FEETLOAF]

I mean I'm not a China fan or anything but look at China, they know what's up.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

From the sand people war

“NOOOOO YOU CAN’T JUST FIGHT HATE WITH HATE”
“Yes we can”

 

[NyQuilninja]

On top of that, it's work that requires skill and there's a real risk of injuring the animals if you set a bunch of incompetent, probably drug addled sex pervert amateurs loose with shears.

 

[NyQuilninja]

man even if jews set up in the fucking Antarctica the penguins would try to get rid of them

Giant deformed head, jutting chimpanzee jaw, bulbous nigger nose and infected eyes.
Yup, that's a nigger statue alright.

Shining a Light on the Perils of Masturbation

I don't think you can cancel someone who's worth $130,000,000,000.

Jew snot can melt steel beams

I just run my ass napkins under the tap before I wipe.

Not sure where this belongs but what the heck

Texas officials back pardoning Floyd for 2004 drug arrest

 

[Albert Ball]

the lamas were always safe from me.

 

[Lemmingwise]

I'm so left-wing that if Karl Marx had a twitter I'd cancel him for being white.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Saint Floyd was one hell of a porn star. Been dead almost a year and still getting his dick sucked.

African culture=Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

my pronouns are nig/ger

 

[Meat Target]

I want to hear her body crunch against high speed concrete so bad...

 

[SojuDrnkr]

Shining a Light on the Perils of Masturbation

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