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[Marshal Mannerheim]

Lol just let people murder each other what are you communist

 

[verygayFrogs]

I was unaware it was a federal crime to contact someones mother but hey, good to know.

FUCK BUGS! SHOW THEM HOW IT FEELS TO BE BITTEN AND HARRASSED! MAKE THEM FEAR YOU!

YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
YOU WILL DRINK THE DONKEY SEMEN

 

[NyQuilninja]

Let's see...
If I remember right, the last time I had sex with Ben's wife was Saturday, and it was doggy

 

[solidus]

Her life makes no sense. Just a bunch of lies with a side of fries.

 

[tranny2000]

Cry like like a huge fag and go to federal prison to own the Libs!

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Doctor: “You have a family history of heart disease, so avoid fatty foods”
Patient: “You talking shit about my mom?”

Have you thought about carrying a vial of troon piss with you?

Someone is going right to the front of the line, I hope. Go directly to Ol' Sparky, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Isn`t fucking puppies to death, already a red flag?

Nobody is eating this shit. Nobody wants to eat this shit. Shut the fuck up. You can eat it if you want you stupid faggots, none of us are.

Delta Plus Turbo Hyper Super Ultimate Fighting World Championship HD Remix Gold strain when?

I've been saying for years you can literally smell the incel on people and now science has backed me up.

I am now imagining seeing someone with a Band-Aid saying "I Got The Lion King Sting!" and I wish for the death of the universe.

 

[Local Fed]

Null’s mom with that burn your house down pussy

Then again, you can't spell nutrition without NUT.

My dad loved me enough to tell me not to act like a fucking weirdo in public.

You gotta get a tattoo of a palm tree by your cooch, so it looks like it's going on vacation.

Unfortunately as a member of the 'tism community, we do not claim the asexuals. I will now be passing them on to the dyslexics.

 

[Carlos Weston Chantor]

Imagine thinking a dude who keeps pictures of himself eating shit out of a diaper around.

 

[Screw Danlon]

Everyone’s gangsta until the hicks start impaling each other.

 

[Meat Target]

Why are you doing this to us?
What did WE do to deserve it?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

He couldn't get laid if his dick cured yeast infections.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Fuck all these people...

These are the type of women that must be dressed into burqas.

Why can't we have nice things?

This article made me decide that if my kid comes out as "queer" I'm beating them to death.

Genetically engineered.... fishgirls?

 

[Sharklaser]

By and large the furry fandom is bi and large.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Don't try and blame this man's crimes on the jews, please.

Tell us more about how are you gonna fuck Joshua Moon!

you forgot he had his harem of children called the little fishies.

It's what he gets for all the popups on my laptop

 

[Meat Target]

This isn't even a good fetish. Now Buck Breaking on the other hand.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The quality of the schools is terrible. Not a single person I've ever met has said American schools are anything less than hell on earth. The university professor I know has stated to me with absolute sincerity that he views genital mutilation as only a fractionally more damaging thing to do to a child than forcing them through the American primary education system.

 

[albert chan]

Unironically. If I made a joke about twerking sheboons stopping 'bruthas' from being saved, the actual neo nazis I'm friends with would say I was being crass, and to not make up obvious stereotypes.

Reality is something else.

 

[Big Nasty]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He must be assblasted at all times because of his retarded politics, imagine living life like that, imagine surrounding yourself with people you disagree with about almost everything.

For real,how many pagans u know actually have a clean house and can find Anything?

Blaming her grandmother's crimes on some nebulous patriarchy is the clearest case of transference you could hope for.