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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This whole thread is a goldmine of funny one liners.

Bugs aren't kosher or halal

Can't wait for this bullshit to cause an ecological collapse and inadvertently destroy a shitload of crops somehow.

You first faggots. Eat nothing but bugs for a week and tell me how you want to kill yourselves. Then I’ll laugh at you while I eat a hamburger.

The only person I've respected that ate bugs is John the Baptist.

Yeah, you’re pretty retarded alright.

Tell us which backwards 3rd world hellhole considers insects a delicacy.

Fucking neck yourself.

There are some Americans who eat neither fast food nor cockroaches. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

What level of gaslighting are we on right now?

I DO NOT CARE THAT AFRICAN NIGGERS EAT BUGS. I AM NOT AN AFRICAN NIGGER. I DO NOT WANT BUGS

YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
YOU WILL DRINK THE DONKEY SEMEN

Who cares about stupid flyover country. It's overrun with evil right wing bible thumpers who hate black people and probably rape children with their pastor or something.

 

[Ozma (ZeTrannyJanny)]

Debate User @AryanKawaii13thReichWaifu on the extinction of the white race, age of consent, and more!

 

[Meat Target]

It is entirely within your character to do everything you can to help a fat retard who is trying to abuse the court system in order to dox the person who threw salami on his porch.

 

[NyQuilninja]

So Kiwis now that we have the stamp of approval, what location are we using for the first annual Kiwi Fuck Fest?

A woman pushing out a wad of gummy worms from both her anus and vagina.

A male elephant seal also can have a harem of 40-50 females, unlike the immaculate virgin here.

People who want to fuck alpacas and people who like a good freakshow.

"Buzzwords, buzzwords, buzzwords. Bullshit. Is this working?"

Luxury? Luxury what? Bedsheets? Do they have a higher threadcount than the usual tarps that hamplanets have to wear?

 

[Meat Target]

I'm going to IED you first just to get some peace and quiet.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Literal holy shit.
Can't imagine why no one takes native African religions seriously.

A considerate ally; he didn't spell it with a hard R.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

“Damn, he’s more annoying now than he was in high school.”

 

[NyQuilninja]

Okay I'm gonna keep yelling faggot until every last one drops dead from a heart attack.

That's depressing - Irish women being so unfuckable that you have to import almost all of your hookers.

Well you see honey, while I was hugging that woman, your mommy was taking three big black cocks, so it is all fine!

I dunno, this article was a little lacking in tips on how to please a lady crab - so I don’t think I could call it “all you ever wanted to know.”

 

[Aaa0aaa0]

Your thoughts are sucking cock. That’s right, that internal voice of yours just sucks cock.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I never knew washing yourself with a rag on a stick was trendy.

I keep screaming but god wont help me

Well it's convinced me that you should kill yourself.

Sad day when people think not being invited to a nigger faggot party is a bad thing

Stop gaying and glowing up the thread you niggers, we have some dementia to process into refined autism

what did Disney do to you to be so reviled? Fuck your Mom?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Thanks, East Germany!

 

[NyQuilninja]

Stop trying to drug my kids, you fucking faggots!

Oh my Xenu I'm a Scientologist...

I pray @CatParty is still around then to collect all the articles about the lawsuits

Why are you so anti-Science and hate black people? I'm telling President Biden Harris Xi on you!!!!

Making a troon shit in the retard toilet because you don't want her to squat over a urinal and get raped by the jogger next to her is the most based thing ever

 

[verygayFrogs]

This whole thread is a goldmine of funny one liners.

Your welcome!

Your sexuality Is not a replacement for a personality .

I regret clicking this

Bold of you to think Cat Party is actually sorry for subjecting us to this shit.

DON’T DATE ROBOTS!!! Haven’t you heard if ELECTROGONORRHEA Aka the noisy killer??!

Thank you for informing @AMERICA of the dangers of robosexuality.

Germans would and have fucked everything..

When I hear a quarter of the people in the world have fucked the AI robot, I ask how do we get the other 3/4ths of people to fuck the robot?

I once had sex with a couch. Human resemblance is unnecessary to a horny teen.

Instructions unclear: Stuck dick in toaster.

Just suck the fupa, bigot.

35 pounds is enough to turn off all but the horniest nigger.

But I will take "LOL FAT" for 2000 Alex.

My mom is practically a nun, this would just disgust her.

IT IS YOUR FAULT, YOU MONGOLOID. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CAN'T STOP EATING, SO THEREFORE, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAUSED YOURSELF TO GET DIAGNOSED WITH DIABETES IN THE FIRST PLACE. GOD-DAMMIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP COMPLAINING. YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF, HAM-PLANET.

We're living in A Clockwork Orange.

This vagina waffle is gross and I would not eat it

spread it on a hooker's tits and lick it off

Instead we're probably just going to be getting rape hornets next year...

>The CIA was trying to stop communist pedophiles from taking over

Why waste money on sex robots when sex vr is just around the corner?

Imagine getting PTSD from someone shitting on your chair and trying to get reperations from it lol.

Pin them down and record their screams.

NOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN CATFISHERINOS

Genetically engineered.... fishgirls?

Sadly Mermaid-maximalism is cancelled due to AIDS.

Well I guess catfish have dick sucking lips if you have enough imagination.

BLACK PEOPLE! YEAH! BETTER THAN WHITE PEOPLE INVENTED LIGHBULB FILLAMENT AND PEANUT BUTTER N SHIET!

I always reply to therightstuff but senpai wont notice me

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And as usual no mention of the Gypsies, retards or queers.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What a terrible sight to see, it reminds me of that tragedy.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Emergency fuck doll rescue

 

[NyQuilninja]

>toddler rape

I was wondering where all the @verygayFrogs articles were lately.

Anytime this pig wants to eat something, her husband should shove his fingers down her throat.

Maybe he's having a miscarriage

 

[kuniqsX]

Hitler started WW2 to activate his Behelit

 

[NyQuilninja]

Sir, this is an autism website.

False dialectic here:
A. "I like fags, but not the fags who act like fags"
B. "Fags should be allowed to act like fags especially around children"

I, of course, want 'pride' to be banned.

Gypsies: the niggers of Europe.

This fat faggot has never seen a nigger-troon try to carry something heavy has he?

We're all faggots here. Please don't hesitate to sperg about cocks.

 

[Tour of Italy]

In memoriam.

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