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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Anime is gay.

Hi, megamonster's mom if you're reading this. Stay away from the bad parts of the farm.

Go get blacked somewhere else, you degenerate.

This man fears no god but The God, but he also fears the Italian chancla of Mother Mignogna.

So are we slowly becoming a small time private investigation firm, an unpaid one...are we becoming unpaid interns.

Don't pretend that you don't love it, you lady of the night.

"Big brother do you like my pussy?"

Yeah, insane is an understatement.

MULTIPLE SLURS is meme-worthy.

"Add 5 more filters, I'm sure nobody will think you are fat then."

That's why Paizo fired her. The fucking nutjob attacked the owner of Frog God.

Now they're talking about what a soy-filled bitch Matt Jarbo is.

It's low effort, but kinda funny.

Idk if I would cum, or laugh so hard and suddenly that I shat myself.

Sigh. Ninja'd by Jewish Sodium

"it's okay to defame public figures!"

Is it happening?

Flaming bag of dog poop is still a classic to this day.
Bonus points if you use your own poop.

Seduce the tard guard

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, and watch handicapped people make handicapped faces. I'm an asshole.

Pretty privilege is dangerous in the conservation world.

I'm literally crying.

They [the Twitter fags] need their pride profile pictures after all.

Just looking at the picture of the gypsy scum makes me want to hold on to my wallet.

"How dare you bigots expect me to not act like a sex-crazed pervert in front of small children!"

If you're not running around with your dick out and trying to poz as many negholes as possible, you're not a true homosexual.

Dream big there little faggot,

So, is this satirical?

I refuse to believe that a human wrote this sentence out and didn't see how ridiculous it was.

I find it funny that Euros love shitting on America for their mistreatment of blacks when most of them wouldn't piss on a gypsy that was on fire.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Boy oh boy.
And that's what Muhamad said when he sucked off young boys. It's in the qran, look it up.

Polly Pocket Pussy?

That ugly, hunched-over goblin cunt can't destroy anything but her fertility.

 

[Meat Target]

Leave it to a british person to type up some faggotry.

 

[NyQuilninja]

It is.
The proportions are off putting.
She looks like what happens when you start a video game and you fuck around with the character creation a bit too much.

She looks like a dollar store Kardashian and I would not have sex with her.

 

[Tour of Italy]

If I knew I was going to start an autistic argument about KH I would've said nothing.

 

[Haramburger]

Gotta love that pixyterri I'M POOPIN pose. Classic. Iconic.

 

[FlappyBat]

First problem is you've failed to understand the poles/holes dichotomy as well as the fundamental underpinnings of human nature and biology.

 

[gooseberry-picker]

Leave my motherfuckin berries alone

 

[NyQuilninja]

I did read that 5G towers can cause male pattern baldness in women.

The new remake of free willy is very brave and stunning. Using fat female empowerment. We can visualize what Beached whales look like wrap in the shredded remains of a circus tent.

Looks like that fat autistic MLP panties Kiwi


(not me i wear dirty, crapped briefs)

Popped in just to say that George Floyd is a big banana monkey doublenigger and Pete Cahill needs to choke on a bad dragon dildo until his soul exits his mortal shell.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Honestly, you are one of the most boring pedophiles we've had around here in a while[...] you'll have to up your game quite a bit in order to stay relevant.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Is today dumb nigger faggot day or something?

 

[NyQuilninja]

God damn what a faggot.

Gypsies are going to love it here. We have absolutely no laws against persecuting them

Gypsy is what you get if you crossbreed a jew and a nigger.

How bad does life in Romania have to be where you willingly move to Mexico.

Gips in the US would be funny. I can only imagine what would happen when these guys come over amass and start stealing from black people and suddenly a realization for our chocolate brothers for what it must be like to be white.

I think it's more of an unlicensed daycare, for adult children with drama degrees and no life skills.

Transman grow better pube beards than this dude.

i wonder if theres a sims 4 mod so I can give a yaniv sim the same axe wound.

damn that pube beard...

What's wrong with your face?

Jesus wouldn't want you to have rights.

Obviously aliens aren't real. These are just your run of the mill interdimensional, pedophile lizard monsters you tin foil faggots.

The power of blonde pussy has gone down in value since the 1980s to be replaced by niggers and mud people.

“Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a wallet, let him take it, and likewise his iPad: and he that hath no AR15, let him sell his Northface, and buy one.”

-Luke 22:36​

I HAVE NO BARBELLS AND I MUST SEETHE

What if the vaccine makes the kids terminally ill?

My God, Make-a-Wish will go bankrupt!!!!

I am so unbelievably tired of black "people."

so what time do the nigger kike marxist tranny riots start tonight because this isn't enough?

 

[Local Fed]

I'm gonna sound like a f*ggot but the night Trump was elected, I sat around a fire with two other SJW friends and we just sobbed and sobbed.

GamerGate was the 9/11 of shitposting

At least in the old days, doctors would have the decency to give the woman a dildo and cocaine.

Imagine it: you type 13/52 and a big blue pop-up appears to tell you that you have been marked for collection by Microsoft enforcement forces.

McDonalds made me realize that the wrong Korea won the war.

 

[LifeguardHermit]

It had a small crack where the stripe was; so I guess her autism got the better of her, she just bent it after discovering it, and then just looked at me like a fucking idiot

@Spermatozoa

 

[Fìddlesticks]

I did not. The library hasn't blocked the orchards :p

God please tell me more nudes didn't leak.

What?

(Scrolls up.)

Even Kiwi Farms has demoted her

Edit: Apparently there's a flowchart on the matter

Just wait till it gets renamed "Null's Harem".

Does he rape to make money for his family as well?

Lmfao no Antonio didnt, she is so jealous. Also what's cheese pizza mean lol?

 

[Revo]

Source

 

[Scratchin' Pro]

"Do you think this is why some people on the Internet call me a lolcow?"

Lol nice. For context, the original subtitle for this thread was something along the lines of "Would this guy be considered a lolcow? I'm new here and not entirely sure."

I got an answer straight from the horses' mouths. I can die happy now I guess lol.

Here's the clip by itself:
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[KiwiFuzz]

Only Florida wildlife anyone is allowed to kill to avenge my death are serial killers/rapists/child molesters and I guess feral hogs.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

I am tired of this topic so it is time to move on to pictures of Nazis in drag.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

you should go shoot up a federal government building and tell them that this is the price they pay for stealing your poop