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[World's Smallest Violin]

"This isn't autism, this is a way of life."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't know anything about farming, but this is a lot more pleasant to look at. And the fence is straight!

As hack fraud Mike loves to say 'you might not notice it, but your brain did.'

Buh... buh... BUH HOW COULD THESE TERMINALLY QUEER PEOPLE HAVE A STRAIGHT - literally UNQUEER - FENCE?

Snow White and the Nine Honky Troons

these lunatics genuinely believe alpaca are queer

I can't be surprised they're trying to turn the alpacas gay.

I'm hoping a fight breaks out between troons over god knows what transgression and they end up shooting each other in fits of spastic rage.

By troon friendly policies I'm assuming you mean "a troon male is forced to get an amhole and is made to be a prostitute/concubine for rich oil shieks?

Lmao wat? You're expecting a "journalist" to do journalism instead of just mindlessly echoing utter bullshit claims from trannies?

Penis butchers yet another recipe to please his troonmates and their child aged habits.

Playing Amhole roulette with a troon threads images sounds like a terrible idea, not gonna lie.

"Femboy bottom and Aggressive girl top".

Good luck getting that clean without a wire brush and industrial degreaser. Fuck me it's horrifying to look at.

Just how the fuck did they melt off that knob? How?

doing everything wrong and melting off your stove knobs like a spaghetti-brained methhead is an act of queer rebellion.

Burritos, kebab, stir fry and beer are 'queer' now. I love it. White hetero men in their early 20s rejoice, you ARE part of the alphabet people now!

How do you take yourself seriously you dumb mother fucking troon?

for fuck's sake
i think i have some sort of brain damage

What a fucking downgrade. How do you do this?

The baked-on dog hair adds that little extra je ne sais quoi.

I already have a lot of Blue Lives Matter gear, but now that I know it repels troons I'm going to buy even more.

at least hide that shit in shame like a normal deviant.

They can't even fake death threats right. What an absolute carnival of fuck ups.

Every time one of these dudes goes "Well actually, I don't wanna be like a cis woman at all, I'm nonbinary" it becomes more obvious how much of a cope 'nonbinary' is.

Alpacaschwitz.

My God, they really have built a gas chamber.

One day the alpacas will rise up and it is going to be glorious.

Lotta work they're doing to have a low single digit number of people actually make the trek to be unpaid labor for them

The only difference is the SS were mostly in shape and sharply dressed.

I'm going to dox you and overinflate all your tires. Enjoy shit gas mileage!

Since asking questions is literally violence, I've kickfundtreoned you my life's savings, house, and business for you to buy an AH-64 Apache to defend yourself against @ForgottenUserName and anyone unfortunate enough to be standing near him at the time when you defend yourself. Goddesspeed

Of course Zeus is transphobic. He hates uggos.

While CHUD kiwifarmers sit in their miserable basement laughing at people halfway around the world, hardworking TRANCHERS, through news outlets, educate the common folx about how awful queers are.

I don't know much about Search Engine Optimisation, but this thread could use more of it.

People who want to fuck alpacas and people who like a good freakshow.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Boy I sure do love these wacky hijinks that go on at The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

The ominous yellow overcast in all the tent pics is activating my fight or flight response.

It only takes one mean tweet from a TERF to pop a bubble.

I, for one, am eager to see an expertly sheared Alpaca.

"'Kerbstomping a TERF' is perfectly acceptable non-violence because the sheer violence in anyone thinking a man on horse-piss pills isn't a woman means we are perfectly entitled"

I just want sped-up footage of transgender tactical maneuvers, maybe with "Yakety Sax" played over them.

i thought our motto was "Not affiliated with new zeland?"

IF THEY WERE SMART (the thead's slogan)

Oh...there's just schizo tweets? nvm then.

 

[verygayFrogs]

this shit reads as a load of "the fuck is going on?"

How does one get off on vomit, anyways? What about it is sexually arousing?

I would never let her beat my baby carrot.

To lead a life without fear she must deny the existance of the moon, the Joshua Moon

My balls swell. Does that make my autistic?

he looks like he has a very tight little pussy.

YOU NIGGERCUBE 420 IS THE BEST CONSOLE EVER MADE

If you don't understand that Tariq Nasheed is a troll you are actually mentally handicapped

This is a fucking toilet bowl cleaner

Did he die from literally being too crazy because my fuck was he insane.

McAfee's wild ride ends here.

Even crabs are degenerate these days.

I didn't buy a colour TV to see so much fucking black.

When you're on NBC and your ass starts to pee, Diarrhea..Diarrhea!!!

There ARE bras for cars.

I like to think that most of the more tame shit here has been fapped to by the person posting it as some sort of coping mechanism.

IS THAT WRONGTHINK WE SMELL???

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Chris has two ponies inside of him. One pony is autistic. The other pony is also autistic. Chris is autistic.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Massachusetts is nothing but child brides and roundabouts, I guess.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

"I showed you my nipple. Pls rspond"

BBL? Big Black Legs? Labia? Lasagna?

The "animals with weird dicks" is a wormhole one should avoid.

Knuckles thinking with his fourth-dimensional dick explains why he's easily tricked by fuckdoll bat women.

Why do we have to study the penises of animals? It's not going to help us learn much. Sounds pretty gay

Sonic fanart was horrifying enough without artists now knowing to draw Knuckles with a four headed penis.

How will Chris incorporate this into Sonichu?

 

[Crazedking]

Who is this Joshua Moon and why is he bullying one of the most talented emulator developers out there?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If your clitoris is falling off you've a got a serious problem

 

[Patriarchy]

 

[LifeguardHermit]

I reckon he couldn't take care of the wound properly or control himself and he diddled his 'clitoris' off down the drain.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

God, I hate it when I slap my clitoris so hard that it falls off.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I hope the ghosts of samurais past take his soul and use it as a communal onahole.

 

[Gone Ham]

Tweet

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Is it possible to quote a whole thread? Because Yaniv clit just fell off and the thread is gold.

Yaniv "I don't know where it went"

Is he the first guy to lose his penis twice?

 

[NyQuilninja]

rape vans of pease frendo. rape vans of peace.


sorry, flippant I know. but I got fecking nothing else

congrats on being the only self aware brit in existence

all that booze mixed in with a bunch of mentally unstable enuichs and guns? a shame this little pow didn't end with the ranch going waco wacko.

Yes it is, fuck you. Opinion discarded, BlueAnon-tard.

Do five year olds usually talk like this?

Oh my fucking god. Yeah, with a mom that butt ugly, I'd throw him in jail too.

I'm supposed to feel sorry for THAT? Looks like a zombie.

Well that's one way to make sure the kid is terminally ill.

feel like this was written by someone with a small dick.

I'm no cockologist, but I don't think 5.4 inches qualifies as a micropenis. I don't know what the formal definition is and I don't really care, by I'd be surprised if it's more than like one inch. I mean, "micro" suggests pretty small.

They finally made condoms for null? that's nice

WTF how do I get Hungarian citizenship?

I know, but holy shit. I bet his kids are ugly too. Screamingly ugly.

What do you need a condom for of you have a microdick?

Yup, I remember when Gangbang Gary got cancelled because he said "No niggers" as 34 men made love to him simultaneously.

is there a lot of grandma fetishists on this site or something

I'm on to you, sir

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Ah, you see, when the KF tech department made the animatronic Alpaca filled with microphones and GPS, they used a Vicuña since it only needs to be shorn every three years. Didn't expect it to come this early. Drat. Oh well.

This is why I hate niggers.

I've always heard Scorpion tastes like chicken.

Reality continues to be deeply transphobic.

Fuck off you greedy fucking degenerates.

I suggest you learn grammar, and then neck yourself. In that order.

Have you not noticed that you're a nigger-faggot or a faggot-nigger? I'll be nice and even let you choose.

Some people have brains that tell them they are female, despite what others say.

Some people have brains that tell them to plant a bomb at their local post office, despite what others say.

Both are fucking valid, beautiful, and seen. Science rules!

At this point I'll believe anything homeless schizos tell me.

If I'm a niggerfaggot, do I get double the reparations?

That's a Cat. It transitioned from a Dog.

Sorry, my limit is BBW, this is all SSBBW.

Trans women can be family annihilators, too, bigot.

Her tits look like they're about to write a suicide note.

Sad!

I actually just remembered I'm retarded. I've worked with a lot of Hindus/Sikhs in the past and yeah, like half were vegetarian.
I just forget Indians are people every now and again.

This is suppose to sell jewelry? She looks like an old prostitute that has just been assaulted by her pimp and is insisting to the cops that he didn’t hurt her, he just gets a little angry sometimes.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Maybe they just need to troon out uwu

So what the fuck is the point of getting vaccinated if it's not going to do shit against Covid 2.0: cough harder?

CITATION FUCKING NEEDED! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Should we count Marcus raping carol danvers?

 

[Picklechu]

"I began mixing the sounds of Yaniv fapping into a karaoke version of Madonna's Justify My Love. I thought that it would be funny. It's actually genuinely upsetting and may have ruined sex for me."

(Hyperlinked because the actual quote post isn't working correctly, and I'm day drinking and don't want to fight it.)