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[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

If it gets the pedos, I invite fetish ridicule. Sorry, SS uniform, you are hot, but it is for a noble cause.

I hate gay people and I hope all faggots die slowly and painfully.

Please don’t make me think about Dr. King’s urethra

But the twist is, the real Satanists were the Catholic Church the whole time.

>Survive
>Spend one day around niggers?
>Die

Stay on your island if you know what's good for you, britbongs.

The only people who should talk to children about 'polyamory' are the court-appointed social workers explaining to the children why they have to go live with a new family.

 

[Randall Fragg]

If it wasn't for old northeasterners going there to die I doubt Florida would even have any tax revenue to keep itself from turning into redneck heart of darkness

 

[Penis Drager]

PM chain shit:

the world's better off when manufacturing's done by 10 year old slaves in Bangladesh

 

[Snekposter]

I always assumed General Winter only specialized in defense. Turns out he can do offense too.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Fewer inbred Europeans taking up resources that should rightfully be going to the United States. Is this supposed to be a tragedy? Let them die.

"Hot guy summer burned itself out and winter's gonna be long, hard and dark, just like Mangindo who you're NOT gonna be fucking."

I am happy to watch it all burn, but don't badmouth poor Adolf sempai. He was a good dude.

Maine Coon cats are the most epic of all cats.

This half chubby Ryan wearing glasses and fixing a Minecraft server, little did everyone know he was a sick fuck.

We born, we cope, we die

 

[CatParty]

From @Null stream

Here to smash box

 

[PhoBingas]

You can see his utter disgust for pussy in his eyes...

 

[Spud]

Chimp in state of nature never jerks off, but in captivity he does, wat mean?

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Fat idiot can’t even figure out how to use clippers. This is like watching a chimp trying to operate a computer. This is seriously painful, she is so incredibly stupid and useless.

Regarding Chantal's new hairdo

 

[JustSomeDong]

Regarding Digi and Meigh:

He also uses the word 'doppleganger', so he found the closest thing to himself in female form he could find and that's what Ralph's fucking now.

 

[SSj_Ness]

Why do I know all this? Because my ex-wife is a failed ebeggar and my son is a zoomer cunt. Gay as hell too. My bloodline dies with that autistic shit.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

the what

I just love it w/o context. Going to the source is an interesting story I dare you to click…

 

[Anne Hyroe]

REMOVE BOILED HAMBURGER!

"Were now at the stage, where the curtains match the drapes. My fupa looks like this"

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Not my screen shot. But I guess in Sammieland, Clarence got shotkilled. Even though he's currently in jail. And even though the only shooting deaths in central LR last night weren't Clarence. I wonder how she's going to spin this when she starts fucking him again in a few months?

"No, child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina"
- Actual quote from Patrick S Tomlinson

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The thing about alcohol is that it is easy to make, and once upon a time it would fuel your car, your furnace, your stove, and grandma. A very useful substance.

To be fair you need a high IQ to understand anime lesbians.

It's really irritating to look for good writing and get slapped in the face with a dick.

Thanks, I want to fucking die.

 

[Mannibal]

Chantal could never be as good of a pig as Sullivan.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

15 minutes in and he is talking about apple juice vs orange juice what the fuck I'm too drunk to get this

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Bananatee is an amazing name though.

 

[Mr Bunny]

It happened with the Florida Herpes Monkeys, it could always happen again.

 

[Local Fed]

There's one female trait that just about all troons have in common. They can't put up fucking shelves.

Chapter 1: My Childhood

“And then she took me to Disneyland and ate all my ice cream and left me in the care of a Justin Bieber tranny while she went to England to meet her johns with a squishing fetish.

“Please let me in, the US has become so anti-Semitic for some reason in 2024. I may not believe in God except in a literary sense and I hate everything that you stand for, but please look past my #FreePalestine retweets because my mother’s mother knew of people that survived the holocaust.”

Israel: “No.”

I tell you, if you go to any Denny's in Middle-earth around 2AM, you're pretty much guaranteed to see a couple of Orcs getting in a fight over typical Orc bullshit. Screeching, clawing, pulling out each other's weaves.

"She will never divorce you if she earnestly believes you are a schizophrenic and violent madman that has nothing to lose." - Confucian Proverb

While I hate the banking system, I hate being stabbed and raped randomly for no reason more.

 

[Shroom King]

slimes will do buttsecks