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Sleazy Car Salesman

Believe me when I say that I will take your money
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I may not have been DTF but I was certainly DTQuiche for them any time
The "theme" of the wedding is "John and Sue are getting married." It's got a theme already. No need to get ridiculous. The Dr. Who wedding looks like some bad middle school plays I've been to.

I like minority ethnic weddings because they're more likely to have lots of food and open bars.
Bridezillas is such a good trashy reality tv show. I miss it.
Have you ever seen a middle eastern wedding? they sling bullets like they're throwing rice.
So basically what you're saying is that we've solved the Ship of Theseus paradox, at least when it comes to group internet video content.
 

Return of the Freaker

Based anime for специальные операции
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
Jan 19, 2020
Both of these groups of individuals are typically lean, thin individuals, the complete opposite of buttergoblins and invading their 'safe' pools and their 'safe' bikes.
Don't try to play. You're a receiver of jabs, not a giver. Now put the cage on your "needle," and bend over so we can see your prolapsed "vaccination area."
 

keyboredsm4shthe2nd

Youscatgetouttahereg-go-gogetthestick-getouttahere
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Joined
Aug 4, 2018
It's an invasive surgical procedure. It's not like you can put a bowl of Similac or Enfamil by a woman's crotch and wait for the eggs to shoot out.

It's the Wild West without Cowboys & guns but with scalpels & genitals.

Evolution into a potato complete

She’s proud of some fat girl shaving her head on livestream? How low is this bar!?

In today’s world if a teacher says they don’t work for the parents then that is a dog whistle that means that the teacher is trying to cut the students penis off

More valid proof that nigger is a mindset and not a skin color has never existed.

really trying to get that 100 babies challenge done irl when she shouldve just played the sims like fr smh
 

Fannyscum

Bullshit Artist
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Joined
Aug 1, 2016
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The hate fuels me and always has. I look at the broken and mostly untalented people coming after me and know for a fact that I'm better. It's not close. To a man, they are cowards, as well.
 

Sleazy Car Salesman

Believe me when I say that I will take your money
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Joined
May 27, 2021
I’d just been through 100 pages of death I was mentally preparing for another one!
Astro.com has the birth charts of sEveral serial killers, so supposedly good witches very learned in chart reading and astrology can um, predict, or something, future killer, um, idk it's garbage but pretty funny.
It feels like "cool ideas; average product; retarded PR" is just the standard for the entire industry these days.
bro I'm too operator to bother but if I wasn't I'd pay you 100,000 to fight me irl
Is his brain that lesbian-riddled and horny that he can't comprehend what words mean?
 

Blackhole

bark
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Nov 29, 2019
ALL MY FUCJING HATERS SCARED THEY AINT WANTING TO COME DOWN TO MY HOOD MOTHERFUCKER AND THEY NEVER DO ALWAYS HAPPY TO SAY SHIT ONLUNE AND JERK IT TO THEIR FAGGY HENTAI PLAYSTATION TRAP PORN AND FINDING ALL THESE BITCH ASS NIGGAS NEVER WANT TO SHOW UP PULL UP THEY KNOW I COME DOWN BUT THEY AINT WANT TO FIND OUT....
Is it a coincidence that the honorary Serbian, Joshua Conner Moon, the Milwaukee survivalist militia, Red Letter Media, and the ailing arch weeb, Mr Metokur, have all chosen to release YouTube content on the same day, spaced a respectful distance apart, almost as if this programme of online entertainment was planned in advance - perhaps by those inveterate cockblockers at the Bilderberg Group - to distract from the columns of tanks rolling through suburbia.
When midnight is greeted by a chorus of L30A1 guns delivering their payloads of aerosolised vaccine via 120mm depleted uranium shells, it will be too late to run.
"There is something about discord which inherently makes everything fucking gay." -Null 57:32
"Whatever. I'll eat people. I'm hungry."
don't care, didn't ask, plus you're chinese and female
Designated Shitting Operating Systems.
When was the last time a president nearly started a world war by simply being too retarded to speak properly?
This is a level beyond rent free. At this point I should charge for my presence.
Don't try to play. You're a receiver of jabs, not a giver. Now put the cage on your "needle," and bend over so we can see your prolapsed "vaccination area."
YASS ALZHEIMER SLAY
Cat is never gross. Cat is cat and does as she pleases.
WE ARE SUFFOCATING. WE ARE DYING. *continues to tweet* WE ARE BEING GENOCIDED *heats up a bucket of chicken wings for lunch and returns to computer screen* LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW *closes browser window to watch some anime* YOUR INACTION COSTS LIVES *falls asleep in computer chair*
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