random_text.txt

[Open Window Maniac]

Powerlevel but I don't post pix of my place to social media with literal garbage literally front and center.

 

[The Empirical Bogey]

Then later, I join this weird website where you can say nigger without getting banned, and I find out the author is certifiably insane.

I piss and shit on Gorky. PISS AND SHIT.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Sir, this is an abrasive autism support group. Please send tips to the FBI, not speds with 1000 hours on Factorio.

 

[albert the programmer]

Blocked. Fuck off.

How do I get blocked by you?

 

[Wintersun]

Fight me IRL, Cherokee road and some shit.

You'll be dead and I'll be in the morgue.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

From the recent jail letter.

they Sent Me Back to Jail, and Not Only Do Absolutely Nothing, But Abusive As Fuck with their Bondage/Sado-machoism chairs and arrogantly shit-minded with their patients (Don't even realize a simple Demon-Exorcism would have healed abcd, there, and helped zie to not pick at zie wound; Condescending Toxic Staff).

 

[Big Nasty]

He'll be like Oprah up in there...you get a dick pic! You get a dick pic! You get a dick pic! Everyone gets a dick pic!

 

[Meat Target]

Crypto may be a literal ponzi scheme but you know what isn't? Negro child pepperoni

 

[Joe Shmo]

Kiwi Farms is simultaneously the most and least expected place to encounter a Wagner reference.

 

[SSj_Ness]

The retard who invented the mixing of salt and caramel should be killed.

 

[crows in guns]

Why do people change in front of eachother period? That's gross. I'll only change in front of my mother.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

I legitimately do not know how anyone could blow their own brains out in a Hyundai Accent with a full size pump action shotgun.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it, and let me tell you there has been a lot of history ignoring lately.

 

[Table Country]

…..I have no desire to blast your butt, OP but if I must than I shall blast like no man has blasted before.

Surfer thinks they are nanobots with vaccines in his yogurt.

Just a reminder that you cannot A-log a zoosadist. Not as in it isn't allowed, but as in it's literally impossible to unjustifiably despise a zoosadist.

i just begin talking about public transit being shit in america and josh just blows his fucking brains out with a shotgun

 

[SCSI]

Probably because you are a tiger and phones are designed for people fingers.

AmBurger.

Campaign Promise:"If we put a straight, white man on the moon, then we can put one in my anus!"

The downside is that you'd be known as "That guy who put gay incest porn on his front lawn."

Kiwi Farms. We're not the hero gotham deserves, nor the one it really needs, but we'll bully the fuck out of a zoosadist.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

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"He's had to go into hiding because being doxxed by KF means you're at massive risk of being murdered and/or raped. (KF even keeps a murder and rape count of all the people they've doxxed.)"

 

[Open Window Maniac]

This whole thing is a lot like Married With Children only that there will never be any children, Peggy isn't a retarded wreck and Al Bundy is actually funny. I guess it's not really like Married With Children.

 

[Spud]

If I stab you but you are in a state of zero consciousness then did I really stab you?

 

[speedweed]

QUESTION: would there be a problem with me posting videos of stuff like a baby basically falling into a meat grinder here?

 

[Aunt Carol]

What happened to your Druid vow of not spreading hate and spewing vile?