Off-Topic Randomly stumbled across this old, possibly obscure, and very intact ADF profile... -

[July_4_1997]

http://www.artician.com/browse/?user=ahuviyaharel

It contains more than 1,800 photos, most of which I had never seen anywhere else. I don't think I've ever seen it referenced on here, so I thought I'd share it.

 

[gophergoober]

you the real MVP fam.

 

[Ravenor]

Nice find, they are a archive of his DA accounts some of which are deleted now.
The archive I have is currently just over 2gb, I'll go through it and see if there is anything missing.

 

[House Of Reeves]

Oh fuck. I recognize someone posing with Hooves.

Small world.

 

[Bluebird]

The guy Phil is molesting looks like he's actually about to throw up.

 

[Ruin]

I don't know why Phil is so fixated on lying about his weight loss. These pics prove that even at a normal weight he looks visibly retarded.

 

[July_4_1997]

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The guy Phil is molesting looks like he's actually about to throw up.

Motherfucking Christ, Phil's horrifically eldritch expression in this photo is going to haunt my dreams tonight. And fuck him being born in Newbury, NJ, nigga looks like he's Straight Outta Innsmouth.

 

[Ravenor]

I don't know why Phil is so fixated on lying about his weight loss. These pics prove that even at a normal weight he looks visibly retarded.

Ironically that's the lightest he's ever been in those pictures, I duno if you saw my Yaoi profile dump but he's always been worried about his weight what's interesting is he posted up something similar to his roadsign weight loss crap.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Oh my, look what I found in there...

Why am I a Jew?

I am a Jew because Judaism demands no abdication of my mind and intellect.

I am a Jew because I will not be silent -- I have a habit of not shutting up.

I am a Jew because I can debate and analyze what I was taught.

I am a Jew because Judaism offers that very personal relationship with God that is exclusively between God and Myself, no one else.

I am a Jew because whenever a homophobe tells me to 'Go to Hell' -- it will not apply to me, because Jews do not believe in Hell.

I am a Jew because the message of Judaism is the oldest and the newest, and the message continues to reinvent itself over time.

I am a Jew because Judaism is more of a culture than a religion.

I am a Jew because the Synagogue is more for social purposes as it is for the spiritual purposes.

I am a Jew because Judaism is not at odds with scientific progress and modern reality.

I am a Jew because Judaism is not ran by a Pope who believes He is infallible in the mist of 2,000 years bigotry against Jews and Gays, and more recently pedophile priest scandals.

I am a Jew because Israel kicks ass in more ways than one.

I am a Jew because All the Christian Holidays like Christmas and Easter are over-commercialized.

I am a Jew because I fed up with with Homophobia and Transphobia by my former Christian Religion.

I am a Jew because I do not fit society and its mainstream religion and belief system.

I am a Jew because I have no other religion that will truly take me for who I am, what I am, Who I love, and what gender I wish to identify and transition as.

http://komissarahuviyaharel.artician.com/portfolio/Why-I-am-a-Jew-by-Choice/

 

[Bokrug's Basement]

Entitled "this is my boyfriend."

 

[Mogambo]

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The guy Phil is molesting looks like he's actually about to throw up.

Good lord. The first thing I noticed about those pictures (aside from those unsightly, rodent-like buck teeth) was how much better everyone else's costumes are. Like they actually put some effort into it and had them hemmed to fit appropriately. Phil's costume looks rather ill fitting on him, even back then, as if he were a kid wearing his father's clothes. Even the beret looks bad, and its not just because of the crappily made felt star sewn onto it.

Also wtf is up with that weirdo's eyebrows? Is that something from hetalia too?

I don't know why Phil is so fixated on lying about his weight loss. These pics prove that even at a normal weight he looks visibly retarded.

Phil's still pretty fat in those pictures. I believe he's what our parents would have called 'big boned' back in the day. You know what I mean? Like the kid who was always a little chubby, and then just sort of ballooned up once they got to high school. That's Phil. Except he couldn't even put on any muscle to go with it, just fat.

Ironically that's the lightest he's ever been in those pictures, I duno if you saw my Yaoi profile dump but he's always been worried about his weight what's interesting is he posted up something similar to his roadsign weight loss crap.

Diet and exercise. I mean, seriously, the fucker has nothing else to do during the day. He has no responsibilities, no job. You'd think he could squeeze in a little time to just work out now and again, even if its just jogging or doing sit ups. And staying away from processed shit, but that might be asking too much of the oaf.

Oh my, look what I found in there...



http://komissarahuviyaharel.artician.com/portfolio/Why-I-am-a-Jew-by-Choice/

That... actually goes with what I've speculated before. Most of it is reiterating crap about accepting him for being gay, as well as occasionally making statements about being 'rational' and involved in social activism. I think Phil thought he was going to waltz into a Synagogue and have people fawn over him for pretending to have gender dysphoria, without realizing the Jews (even American Jews) have a range of opinions on social issues. And that Judaism in general kind of frowns on homosexuality. I'd love to see him try that shit with the Haredi community, or with those brown Sefardi and Mizrahi since Ashkenazim are apparently too white.

Entitled "this is my boyfriend."

Hahaha, . Those legs... I know we joke about Ahuviya being a lard golem, but in this case, it actually looks like someone roughly bunched together some mashed potatoes into a vaguely humanoid shape and decided to call it a day. Seriously, those are the fattest legs I've ever had the misfortune of seeing on anyone, male or female, and that dark stubble doesn't help. I'm so glad I was never a fan of Naruto, because that picture has to destroy someone's childhood right there.

Also, somehow I don't think our potatokin could walk in those heels, but damn would it be funny to watch him try.

 

[DangerousGas]

There is an unbelievable amount of weeb shit in that archive. Phil was never a particularly capable artist, but he most certainly was/is a prolific one.

 

[Tookie]

He was a little touchy about his weight in the caption on this one. He was also fairly normal looking when not trying to be a 3edgy6u superBondageTranny.

ADF's Sasuke Diet, SRS BSNS
Trust me, when you rollerblade 10 miles or mile twice a week, IT IS SRS BSNS to lose 50 pound to cosplay as Sasuke Uchiha

It will be well worth it in the end though

Cuz' It's a SRS BSNS INVESTMENT!!!

Of course, fatty's "Sasuke Diet" doesn't appear to have lasted very long.

 

[AnOminous]

He's raping that jar of jelly. I guess we can add that to the long list of things, including enormous blocks of cheese, that Phil consumes with a single inhalation. No wonder he's so fat.

 

[KingQueen]

Fantastic find.

http://komissarahuviyaharel.artician.com/portfolio/Why-I-am-a-Jew-by-Choice/

"Jew by choice" is the funniest thing I've heard so far this year.

Here's the full text for preservation, it's pretty wonderful:

Spoiler

Why am I a Jew?

I am a Jew because Judaism demands no abdication of my mind and intellect.

I am a Jew because I will not be silent -- I have a habit of not shutting up.

I am a Jew because I can debate and analyze what I was taught.

I am a Jew because Judaism offers that very personal relationship with God that is exclusively between God and Myself, no one else.

I am a Jew because whenever a homophobe tells me to 'Go to Hell' -- it will not apply to me, because Jews do not believe in Hell.

I am a Jew because the message of Judaism is the oldest and the newest, and the message continues to reinvent itself over time.

I am a Jew because Judaism is more of a culture than a religion.

I am a Jew because the Synagogue is more for social purposes as it is for the spiritual purposes.

I am a Jew because Judaism is not at odds with scientific progress and modern reality.

I am a Jew because Judaism is not ran by a Pope who believes He is infallible in the mist of 2,000 years bigotry against Jews and Gays, and more recently pedophile priest scandals.

I am a Jew because Israel kicks ass in more ways than one.

I am a Jew because All the Christian Holidays like Christmas and Easter are over-commercialized.

I am a Jew because I fed up with with Homophobia and Transphobia by my former Christian Religion.

I am a Jew because I do not fit society and its mainstream religion and belief system.

I am a Jew because I have no other religion that will truly take me for who I am, what I am, Who I love, and what gender I wish to identify and transition as

Entitled "this is my boyfriend."

He's not wrong.

He was a little touchy about his weight in the caption on this one. He was also fairly normal looking when not trying to be a 3edgy6u superBondageTranny.

Wow... This looks like a normal nerd. This looks like someone I might hang with. What happened?

 

[Tookie]

Wow... This looks like a normal nerd. This looks like someone I might hang with. What happened?

Autism and HIV.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

http://komissarahuviyaharel.artician.com/portfolio/Why-I-am-a-Jew-by-Choice/

Why I am a Jew by Choice by AhuviyaHarel:

Why am I a Jew?

I am a Jew because Judaism demands no abdication of my mind and intellect.

I am a Jew because I will not be silent -- I have a habit of not shutting up.

I am a Jew because I can debate and analyze what I was taught.

I am a Jew because Judaism offers that very personal relationship with God that is exclusively between God and Myself, no one else.

I am a Jew because whenever a homophobe tells me to 'Go to Hell' -- it will not apply to me, because Jews do not believe in Hell.

I am a Jew because the message of Judaism is the oldest and the newest, and the message continues to reinvent itself over time.

I am a Jew because Judaism is more of a culture than a religion.

I am a Jew because the Synagogue is more for social purposes as it is for the spiritual purposes.

I am a Jew because Judaism is not at odds with scientific progress and modern reality.

I am a Jew because Judaism is not ran by a Pope who believes He is infallible in the mist of 2,000 years bigotry against Jews and Gays, and more recently pedophile priest scandals.

I am a Jew because Israel kicks ass in more ways than one.

I am a Jew because All the Christian Holidays like Christmas and Easter are over-commercialized.

I am a Jew because I fed up with with Homophobia and Transphobia by my former Christian Religion.

I am a Jew because I do not fit society and its mainstream religion and belief system.

I am a Jew because I have no other religion that will truly take me for who I am, what I am, Who I love, and what gender I wish to identify and transition as.

And some pictures:

 

[Broseph Stalin]

It's a like God pulled down his pants and shat out a fucking goldmine for us to lol at. Somebody needs to back this shit up now now now NOW NOW NOOOOOOWWW!!!!

 

[niggers]

1,800 photos

cartoon erection sound

 

[Ryker]

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OH, dear Lord above! She's trying to escape, seriously, desperately endeavoring to get out from Philthy's nasty clutches.