Careercow Randy Pitchford / DuvalMagic - Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.

OmnipotentStupidity

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Mobile posting so my attempt at copying the article was a horrible failure.
Eddings had lost his voice after performing as Claptrap at a gaming convention in February 2017, but Pitchford wanted him to perform again for a studio tour for former 2K Games president Christoph Hartmann later that month. The day of the tour, Eddings waited in the sound booth for Pitchford to text them the signal to begin.

“Randy had gone into the booth, yanked my cans off and stuck a wet finger in my ear that he had licked,” Eddings claimed. “He jumped back and he cackled at me. Christoph and I are looking at each other like, what just happened?"
Because like any sane man, I too would give my employees a wet willie in a trashed soundbooth in front of the president of the company I'm currently sanctioned to publish a game under. That will certainly give the idea that we have a mature working environment in which we make our games, and never give off the impression that I'm a crazed fucking manchild.
 

Manah

...Did someone say "weeaboo"?
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good ol' randy Randy never disappoints.
 

Senior Lexmechanic

Shitposting displeases the Omnissiah
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good ol' randy Randy never disappoints.
"And for my next trick, I'll make our upcoming AAA-product disappear!"
 

ZombiU&Me

REEEjected abortion mascot
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I wonder what made him change his mind. He was clearly on board less than 24 hours ago. Nabbed this screenshot from AngriestPat on twitter because of course Randy deleted it.
Edit: wait, did Randy just fucking steal a bunch of money from people using the Epic Game Store?
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DiabeticSP

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"Supposedly" the Epic game store was going to front the cash to the devs anyways.

The issue is that anyone who missed the sale wouldn't pay full price at release. "60 bucks? Fuck that it was 50 before launch. Guess I'll wait for another sale." Before buying something else newer and shinier in a few months instead.
 

ZombiU&Me

REEEjected abortion mascot
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View attachment 774192
Randy has officially lost his last marble. The linked video was deleted, but it was an animal getting abused.

Archive: https://archive.li/lOjCt
I love in the archive you have one guy who misses the point. Yeah animals kill each other, a CEO shouldn't be retweeting that stuff...on the other hand Elon Musk laughing his ass off over a deer at the bottom of a pool is still hilarious to me.
 

Commander X

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Pitchford should have been ostracized from theindustry by now but he knows the right people so he's still able to keep on doing what he's doing. If you're on good terms with certain elements in the industry, the people who share traits like still being paranoiac about Gamergate in 2019 , you could basically say child porn should be legal and get away with it.

Half of the "gaming press" have been guests at his clubhouse basement "magic" shows so this should not be surprising.
 

OmnipotentStupidity

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View attachment 774192
Randy has officially lost his last marble. The linked video was deleted, but it was an animal getting abused.

Archive: https://archive.li/lOjCt
"YES ACCOUNT OF THE TWEETING: I WILL GIVE ALL OF THE HU-MANS THE CONSIDERATION OF DISFAVOR OVER CREATURE DISCOMFORT, WHILST I ALSO FEEL THE EMOTION I SHALL ADEPTLY REFER TO AS AROUSAL. MARK FEELINGS AS BEING SECRETIVE AND LUST APPROPRIATELY TO CAT SNUFF NEARLY HAPPENING UPON MY OPTIC LENSES."
 
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Haramburger

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I love in the archive you have one guy who misses the point. Yeah animals kill each other, a CEO shouldn't be retweeting that stuff...on the other hand Elon Musk laughing his ass off over a deer at the bottom of a pool is still hilarious to me.
the meme was sort of forced upon Elon for a reaction, which he provided. It looks worse from Randy because he isn't being sat at a table to review memes with a comedian, he's proactively posting animal Fight Club for no reason, with no provocation, because he's an autistic wierdo that doesn't know posting animal gore and asking, "does this make your human emotions go KA-WANG?" out of the blue is not normal behavior.

Half of the "gaming press" have been guests at his clubhouse basement "magic" shows so this should not be surprising.
Duval magic indeed.
 

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